Time to whip out a Covid diagnosisI need it to be extreme because I’m a bridesmaid. I don’t want to go and I don’t like the bride
Delusive angie @delusive_angie10
Oh god it's heartbreaking faith looks awful 
Because the groom is my brotherHow on earth did you end up as a bridesmaid for someone you don't even like?
I wasn’t even asked to be a bridesmaid. It was assumed I’d want to be
I don't understand why he believed she was a vet and didn't ask for proof? Hell no I'm not taking advice off anyone unless I see some credentials.
Why her son's? Wtf have they got to do with it? Blame Jane, yes, but he's also got to blame himself for blindly believing someone on the internet to the extent of overriding qualified vets standing IN FRONT OF HIM.
There's also some rescues that care for injured stray dogs, so he could pass her over to them as they'd have more knowledge and resources possibly.
she's a geminiHow on earth did you end up as a bridesmaid for someone you don't even like?
They would feed me ImodiumI suggested diarrhoea and was told that wasn't enough, so...
I’m thinking of something there can’t be a solution for. Not as extreme as death but something along them linesKidnapping.They would feed me Imodium
Arrange for Rhino to kidnapp your brother. Just stop the whole fing wedding!Because the groom is my brother
My ears
I like your thinkingTime to whip out a Covid diagnosis
Said it from the start he's never had a dog before apparently and he has no idea how evil people are on TikTok, the b needs karma tho if she's done damage
Hmm awkward. I could die if you like, how can you attend such a joyous occasion when your dear friend batty has died? You don't want to spoil their special day by ugly crying at the altar.Because the groom is my brother
Burst ovarian cyst causing 24-48 hours of excessive bleeding (menorrhagia)They would feed me Imodium
But wasn't he dealing with an actual vet who had seen the dog?Said it from the start he's never had a dog before apparently and he has no idea how evil people are on TikTok, the b needs karma tho if she's done damage
Have you a pet? Could pretend you took worming tablets instead of headache tablets
can we see ya passport please lukeif this is because i was spamming orange hearts in emz live, im only trying to piss emz off (and it worked)i’m not a member of flangies cult
Hes been a criminal his whole life, drug dealers are evil knew this would happen