Delusive angie @delusive_angie10

Medusa

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Can't sleep I am shaking the walls with my wind, first day I ate properly after being not well, having sly wafts of the quilt and laughing to myself coz I can the dog has even jumped off the bed 😂😂
I s you not, I've been married for 25 years and I've never farted in front of my other half, I'd literally die of embarrassment.
I remember one time he legged it into the bedroom and jumped in the bed but landed on my belly and the impact forced one out, I cried and couldn't look at him for 48hrs, I blame the way I was raised. 😭😭
 

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I s you not, I've been married for 25 years and I've never farted in front of my other half, I'd literally die of embarrassment.
I remember one time he legged it into the bedroom and jumped in the bed but landed on my belly and the impact forced one out, I cried and couldn't look at him for 48hrs, I blame the way I was raised. 😭😭
I make it a mission to fart on my other half daily 😂😂
 
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I s you not, I've been married for 25 years and I've never farted in front of my other half, I'd literally die of embarrassment.
I remember one time he legged it into the bedroom and jumped in the bed but landed on my belly and the impact forced one out, I cried and couldn't look at him for 48hrs, I blame the way I was raised. 😭😭
See am to comfy in my own skin, but me an the kids think farts are hilarious, I have actually voicenoted a few thunderous ones to my grandson, it proper tickles him, dirty b aren't I 🤭
 

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My nan used to go into the hallway to 'pop off' she always said it was rude doing it in front of people lol
My mam was the same, she would never let anyone hear her drop one she drummed it into us that it was uncouth and it wasn't lady like, (I'm the only one to take adter her) yet my dad was the complete opposite he would do it in front of anyone, my sisters took after him and I took after my mam.
 

Medusa

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See am to comfy in my own skin, but me an the kids think farts are hilarious, I have actually voicenoted a few thunderous ones to my grandson, it proper tickles him, dirty b aren't I 🤭
No you're not a dirty b at all, it's me that's the weird one because it's a natural bodily function, i just can't shake the way I was raised, I wish I was different but i can't help it.
 
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My mam was the same, she would never let anyone hear her drop one she drummed it into us that it was uncouth and it wasn't lady like, (I'm the only one to take adter her) yet my dad was the complete opposite he would do it in front of anyone, my sisters took after him and I took after my mam.
My mum used to blame the dog
 

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Should go for it big style, cupcake him, he will be mortified
Absolutely not! 😱😱😱😱
I never forget when he took me to a hospital appointment and he let rip and it vibrated through the chairs, a lady looked at me in disgust grabbed her child hand and sat elsewhere. I was even saying "Oi pet it wasn't me" I was mortified and my hubby sat laughing, I was so close to storming off with heavy feet. 😭
 
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Now falling asleep with gum in her mouth.
I'm hope it get stuck in ya hair ..
Pissed up tramp
On that note off to get ready for work
Someone of us have real life's and work dam hard for our money ....
GOOD MORNING CC enjoy your day xxxx
Her rant was so pathetic haha Jack's chat and jack were encouraging a welfare check and her address was being spammed in there. Hope you have a good day at work x