I think I'm getting more violent each day. This isn't me irl
I s you not, I've been married for 25 years and I've never farted in front of my other half, I'd literally die of embarrassment.Can't sleep I am shaking the walls with my wind, first day I ate properly after being not well, having sly wafts of the quilt and laughing to myself coz I can the dog has even jumped off the bed
I make it a mission to fart on my other half dailyI s you not, I've been married for 25 years and I've never farted in front of my other half, I'd literally die of embarrassment.
I remember one time he legged it into the bedroom and jumped in the bed but landed on my belly and the impact forced one out, I cried and couldn't look at him for 48hrs, I blame the way I was raised.
Omg, I couldn't. I even give Mr Medusa wrong for letting one escape, poor sod.I make it a mission to fart on my other half daily
He's pulling nightshifts for less than minimum wage.Why does karma kas look like he hasn't slept for days.
My nan used to go into the hallway to 'pop off' she always said it was rude doing it in front of people lolOmg, I couldn't. I even give Mr Medusa wrong for letting one escape, poor sod.
I'm a weirdo and I can't help it.
See am to comfy in my own skin, but me an the kids think farts are hilarious, I have actually voicenoted a few thunderous ones to my grandson, it proper tickles him, dirty b aren't II s you not, I've been married for 25 years and I've never farted in front of my other half, I'd literally die of embarrassment.
I remember one time he legged it into the bedroom and jumped in the bed but landed on my belly and the impact forced one out, I cried and couldn't look at him for 48hrs, I blame the way I was raised.
My mam was the same, she would never let anyone hear her drop one she drummed it into us that it was uncouth and it wasn't lady like, (I'm the only one to take adter her) yet my dad was the complete opposite he would do it in front of anyone, my sisters took after him and I took after my mam.My nan used to go into the hallway to 'pop off' she always said it was rude doing it in front of people lol
No you're not a dirty b at all, it's me that's the weird one because it's a natural bodily function, i just can't shake the way I was raised, I wish I was different but i can't help it.See am to comfy in my own skin, but me an the kids think farts are hilarious, I have actually voicenoted a few thunderous ones to my grandson, it proper tickles him, dirty b aren't I
My mum used to blame the dogMy mam was the same, she would never let anyone hear her drop one she drummed it into us that it was uncouth and it wasn't lady like, (I'm the only one to take adter her) yet my dad was the complete opposite he would do it in front of anyone, my sisters took after him and I took after my mam.
Another reason i need a dog.My mum used to blame the dog
Should go for it big style, cupcake him, he will be mortifiedNo you're not a dirty b at all, it's me that's the weird one because it's a natural bodily function, i just can't shake the way I was raised, I wish I was different but i can't help it.
Absolutely not!Should go for it big style, cupcake him, he will be mortified
Her rant was so pathetic haha Jack's chat and jack were encouraging a welfare check and her address was being spammed in there. Hope you have a good day at work xNow falling asleep with gum in her mouth.
I'm hope it get stuck in ya hair ..
Pissed up tramp
On that note off to get ready for work
Someone of us have real life's and work dam hard for our money ....
GOOD MORNING CC enjoy your day xxxx
I missed last night .I've seen a few SR off her saying she had cancer,aids ect.shes tapped in head .deserve everything she gets .. xxHer rant was so pathetic haha Jack's chat and jack were encouraging a welfare check and her address was being spammed in there. Hope you have a good day at work x