I'm not up to date here. Please don't tell me they've been shagging?!
That's ruined my week.Lou @Lifewithloux
That's ruined my week.
Most women can’t take a cock from a slip out without a bit of an aim and push from the chap.Brace yourselves…. Argument incoming when Lou finds out Ste just announced about the time he slipped out her fanny and into her ass by accident. She couldn’t walk for 10 days apparently.
If it’s just sliding in with no resistance, she’s obviously got a loose bum hole.
Case closed
No Ste can't get it up these daysI'm not up to date here. Please don't tell me they've been shagging?!
Ooooo we're bday triplets today then, happy bday to u too. Let's hope for a show down tonight while we're shovelling cake in our gobsHappy birthday it’s mine today too would be great eh lol
Oh now…I let of gross s just sail past me in this thread but ‘smeggy’ has just turned my stomach
Oh no, rumours have been confirmed by Lou today that she took it up the chutney river in a graveyardI'm not up to date here. Please don't tell me they've been shagging?!
Malacoplakia of the kidney is diagnosed as renal cell carcinoma until biopsy results come back
Marie…are you not embarrassed to be reading about your daughter taking it up the poo chute over a grave stone…
Can I just clarify, she’s been nowhere near me !!
Mortified
Next question…what are you views on all the begging she does?
Actually I’m changing my question…what brought you to comment cafe?
I don't like it at all. I'm embarrassed for her
I've set a cracking example for Lou today. My bday and I've asked for new toaster and kettle (they died within 2 days of each other, I rarely eat toast but the kettle is my best friend) some fancy coffee as a treat and it saves me buying some and some money off my mom which will be spent on my daughter's bday in 2 weeks so saves my money for bills. Hubby is treating me to a takeaway (which will stretch the food shopping). Not a fing planner or headband in sight 
it's called adulting!
it's called adulting!Accidentally when I googled life with Lou.
Hold on have I missed something? Is this Lou's mom?
Her mums name is Maria and her FB is full of cat related posts. I put 2+2 together last week when they first posted but it seems to be confirmed now. No one here ever mentioned what she was diagnosed with when she had kidney issues.