mjbyrnex - Mel

I wonder how many times Melvyn actually goes for a walk on her lunch hour when she's in the office?
Probably why her heart was racing. Not used to a good old bit of exercise.
I found it interesting that she paused her kindle and filmed a page that mentioned 'legal trouble'. It's a 50/50 but I'd stick a quid on her trying to get someone to stop telling THEIR side of the story. Because that's the type of hypocrite that Melvyn is. It's all about HER voice being heard and hers alone.
It's bizarre really because if her mother filmed a TikTok saying Melvyn is this and Melvyn is that, you can bet your boots she'd consider herself as having the absolute right to reply.
She's a girl of double standards, that's clear to see. It's very narcissist behaviour.

On a complete tangent, when's NotSubmissive back from her holiday? She's got a LOT to catch up on!

A day in the life of flappy chops who's trying to film all artistically looking out across the field

That poem by Wordsworth "I wandered lonely as a cloud" the second line didn't say, with artery clogging vape in hand, sugary drinks in the other & filming my every step for my sycophants She's such a massive tosser.

GossipGal said:

Brilliant write up about her narcissistic traits! Has anyone else noticed Mel has an intermittent lisp? If anyone remembers the Hovis advert, her words often come out sounding like the Hovis person sounded. It's weird. Maybe it's some kind of neurological thing. Today she's cockily sat in the car about to go back into work after being accused of being a freak & she's all about the lisp this morning. She's definitely milking it. 6 weeks in hiding at home creating chaos online & a phased return of 1 day a week for nearly a month. She is playing the system for sure.

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I've noticed Sid's speech can change, it's like her tongue isn't moving right so sometimes some of her words sound different, your right she does occasionally sound like the person in the old Hovis advert! Very similar to my best friends mum, she has MS and when she's tired her speech gets alot worse. My friend has a sister and she smokes and she's got MS like her mum, but my friend doesn't smoke and she hasn't got MS. Apparently the Dr said smoking was a factor along with genes as to if a person might get MS. Course Mel is more obsessed with her past rather than looking after her health for her future.

A Tik Tok saying how much she's changed Guess what luv, there's still plenty of work to do!!! If she thinks she's anywhere near sorted she's more delusional than I sodding thought! The fact she sits there going look at me, look how fixed I am when it's so obvious to most people that she's a walking car crash with v poor emotional regulation, arrogance & an obsession with the past to a level I've never seen before.

Telling people where to go for gossip and content.
Really not wanting to draw attention to this page isn't she.

ryanwilliamsoo said:

Telling people where to go for gossip and content.
Really not wanting to draw attention to this page isn't she.

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She gets some kind of sick thrill off here and TL you can tell it gets her buzzing when she can talk about what’s been said about her and send people to have a read! The only hope is that by sending over her followers they can have a read themselves and make up their mind on what a vile woman she really is!!! Without these opinions on her she’d have no real content

Mel remember some of us were some of your followers at one point until we saw reality. Advertising this page is just going to get more people like me to realise the truth about who you really are, just saying!!

Mel advertising this page is what brought me here, I was an ex follower of hers too.

You can tell she's trying to address some of the points that have been made on here.

Her awful behaviour - all simply explained away as a result of her childhood
Her household cleanliness - she whips the hoover out and sprays the kitchen sides
Her unhealthy diet - jacket spud and salad for tea. Washed down with fizzy pop
Her food handling hygiene - quick bit of editing to remove the very obvious transition of hands to hair to food

That's hilarious! The state of the cat p1ss carpet showed how filthy she is, then she writes she's loved filming her evening vlog, what, you've loved walking round your house all night camera in hand filming monotonous tasks that everyone does, she loves it because the camera is on her! Why doesn't she join some local acting group or something? Relaxing night at home, camera in hand She should be renamed 'little miss attention seeker'

At least if shag bandit leaves her she's got an instant replacement in her camera phone cos it spends more time getting her attention than any person in her life! She's so tragic!

Who's the big mucky pup trying to kid she cleans up regularly You can tell she rarely cleans her gas hob for one, she put the grates back on the wrong way round The middle is supposed to be vertical not horizontal

CalmDownSid said:

That's hilarious! The state of the cat p1ss carpet showed how filthy she is, then she writes she's loved filming her evening vlog, what, you've loved walking round your house all night camera in hand filming monotonous tasks that everyone does, she loves it because the camera is on her! Why doesn't she join some local acting group or something? Relaxing night at home, camera in hand She should be renamed 'little miss attention seeker'

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I don't think I buy the whole cat piss carpet stain thing. On that Instagram account - at home with the Byrne's or whatever it was called - she wrote about how his previous owners hardly let him in the house so if he did piss on the carpet it was probably a protest piss!
No, I just don't buy it. She said they'd removed the stain but it kept coming back from the underlay. How does that work then? And how much cat piss was there?!
I think she just isn't too fussed about being clean. Herself or her house.

ComputerSaysNo said:

I don't think I buy the whole cat piss carpet stain thing. On that Instagram account - at home with the Byrne's or whatever it was called - she wrote about how his previous owners hardly let him in the house so if he did piss on the carpet it was probably a protest piss!
No, I just don't buy it. She said they'd removed the stain but it kept coming back from the underlay. How does that work then? And how much cat piss was there?!
I think she just isn't too fussed about being clean. Herself or her house.

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Very true, the stains were more likely to be spilt beer or blood from flying plates hitting someone!

Wonder where the middle brother has gone?
Wonder if she's sent the dodgy uncle & shag bandit round to silence him or if he's chosen to stop posting?

CustardCream said:

Wonder where the middle brother has gone?
Wonder if she's sent the dodgy uncle & shag bandit round to silence him or if he's chosen to stop posting?

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Yes his absence is noticeable. I actually hope they've called a truce, as in, she stops referring to him and his kids, and he stops posting on here.
That would be the grown up thing for Melvyn to do, to be a little contrite for once.

Mel's weight issue is weird, so according to a BMI chart she was 1 stone underweight, now she's 6 stone heavier which makes her obese and she thinks that's good? Mels world is weird! most people who are overweight want to be a healthy weight, she wants to make herself obese? As everyone keeps saying, she's a psychiatrists dream! Gaining 6 stone & celebrating is very messed up & certainly more Mel dramatics for her audience.

I think she's just let herself go after the wedding was out of the way.
She did a video a year or so ago where she started a new job. She only lasted a day because she didn't like it. But she did a TikTok about getting ready for her first day and she looked really good. I don't know why that one in particular has stuck in my mind but it's the best I've ever seen her look. Really healthy and she had a real glow about her.
I don't believe she's happy in her current skin at all and I think she's posted that video, as usual, to fish for the compliments she craves.
Her face is bloated like a drinkers face.

She's deffo got the beer drinkers bloat! Face & stomach. Who the hell celebrates making themselves obese

CalmDownSid said:

She's deffo got the beer drinkers bloat! Face & stomach. Who the hell celebrates making themselves obese

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Is she wanting to develop diabetes?