She won’t even do the pits n bits clean. She’ll look like she’s been on a weeks bender & first chew of the day whilst waffling about what a great Saturday they had & today is “Sunday reset” which is basically what we all do every day of the week.Whats our Ailment up to today? A quick rub round the pits & fanny with a baby wipe, then slap on top of yesterday's slap then off ta get some lunchables & cucumber 4 Miss Harper then back to show us her tat from Liverpool yesterday then make a roast chicken in a bag with some micro mash. Happy fing days r kid!! Living the dream is this one!x
Then go on about needing to find outfits for 2 events next week & how busy she is.. usual boring bollocks & she might make the pre teen a bacon sandwich with 2 pieces of bacon cut into 4s if the kids lucky