Of course your happy u ugly pig your eating and getting pissed 
Thissinglemama @thissinglemamaofficial
Same, passed on from my gran. Actually just googled the benefits of a Dettol bath and a few are:It’s a childhood memory of mine!
Relieve pain and inflammation associated with arthritis.
Soothe eczema and skin conditions
Fight off infections and bacteria
Improve circulation
Relax muscles and ease tension.
Boost immune system.
Improve sleep quality.
Reduce stress and anxiety levels.
It also said about using it as a mouthwash
but I think that's going a bit overboard for me like. Love my dettol baths but I ain't swirling it around my gob 
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maybe we need some new trackers to compliment the TL takeaway tracker. Some suggestions to start us off
- new pyjamas
- novelty mugs purchased
- illnesses
-period tracker
- monthly spend on tat
- cringe AF winking into the camera videos
- clapbacks
- whispered ‘first sip of the day’
- skip hire
Any i’ve missed? The quickest win would probably be ‘cooks a nutritious meal’ or ‘wears something nice’ tracker as they’d never need updated
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A fun alternative could be ‘take a shot when’…
- new pyjamas
- novelty mugs purchased
- illnesses
-period tracker
- monthly spend on tat
- cringe AF winking into the camera videos
- clapbacks
- whispered ‘first sip of the day’
- skip hire
Any i’ve missed? The quickest win would probably be ‘cooks a nutritious meal’ or ‘wears something nice’ tracker as they’d never need updated
. A fun alternative could be ‘take a shot when’…
I did used to do an alcohol tracker but I got lazymaybe we need some new trackers to compliment the TL takeaway tracker. Some suggestions to start us off
- new pyjamas
- novelty mugs purchased
- illnesses
-period tracker
- monthly spend on tat
- cringe AF winking into the camera videos
- clapbacks
- whispered ‘first sip of the day’
- skip hire
Any i’ve missed? The quickest win would probably be ‘cooks a nutritious meal’ or ‘wears something nice’ tracker as they’d never need updated
A fun alternative could be ‘take a shot when’…
Christ that’s a full time job without the paycheck…don’t blame ya!I did used to do an alcohol tracker but I got lazy
I wonder what happened to the Costco margarita which was on top of the fridge for agesDish up yet another takeaway featuring piss pot pollyfor the blocked truth tellers
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was she necking it for breakfast at the thought of having to parent her sneezing child for a few days 
Christ that’s a full time job without the paycheck…don’t blame ya!
it actually was it’s shocking when you add up how much she buys even tonight she’s hit the Christmas stash!
She took H once to the cinema years ago and hasn't been back since. No wonder it was noisy and overwhelming for a kid that does nothing but go to school, car, supermarket, car, home!
I bet if Charlie took her with R she would love it. Shameless isn't interested in the cinema so won't take H. Selfish
I bet H would love to to see the latest Beetlejuice
Taste test my arse! Any excuse! I bet she polishes off the whole bottle ! Prossecos, what it is, fizzy bloody wine!Dish up yet another takeaway featuring piss pot polly
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Dish up dinner video is she drunk again ???
Highly likely yes.
Or when she eats bread with her dinnermaybe we need some new trackers to compliment the TL takeaway tracker. Some suggestions to start us off
- new pyjamas
- novelty mugs purchased
- illnesses
-period tracker
- monthly spend on tat
- cringe AF winking into the camera videos
- clapbacks
- whispered ‘first sip of the day’
- skip hire
Any i’ve missed? The quickest win would probably be ‘cooks a nutritious meal’ or ‘wears something nice’ tracker as they’d never need updated
A fun alternative could be ‘take a shot when’…
Ah yes or its sister tracker - ‘bread & oils’ with balsamic glaze instead of normal balsamic vinegar 🫠Or when she eats bread with her dinner
Her teeth sucking sounds like my dad when he was getting used to his dentures
It may be a generational thing, we used to have dettol baths when we were kids staying over at granny’s house. Not done it in years though. I do buy it to use as a disinfectant though. Great for cleaning paintworkI keep seeing this about a detol bath. I don’t like baths anyway.. but I can’t imagine using detol
I questioned myself about this too! 🫠
You know your not maternal when the only time your happy is when your kids not there and you have a bottle of plonk in your hand and yet another greased up sty take away. Highlight of her day another ugly pair of pjs and slouching on the couch deleting comments. Il be surprised if she wears any of them dresses tonight. She refuses to go the cinema because h doesn’t like it apparently even on the spectrum there is Sen sessions at the cinema the reality is 9 times out of 10 there is no signal inside the cinema so she can’t keep on top of comments for up to 3 hours an she just won’t be prepared for that. Seen Wendy’s video that Ralph is down for half term. Aimee won’t like that. Didn’t understand why Aimee was buying r Xmas eve pjs either surely that’s something as a mum you get your kids. If my sister was overbearing like Aimee I’d one bomb her back to reality me like. Predictions for today no anxiety cocky it’s fine more sty content that won’t show the charity event as it should because Catpiss never understands the assignment.
First slurp of the day!! I’ve never seen an adult with such poor eating habits!! She clearly was never talk table manners as a child!!Or when she eats bread with her dinner
And not got her child...Of course your happy u ugly pig your eating and getting pissed
I am off to buy some today as I saw it’s good for getting smell out of trainers and sons trainers smell from playing footy in the wet grass and the smell won’t budge do I just put it in with the trainers or in the drawer do you know?