To hell with being on a motorway with her at the wheel. She might have one of her blackouts !
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Or she might s herself and she’s mid way to the services now that would be hideous. But then again just being anywhere near her for more than 10 seconds is enough
How smug is she 
where is the ditzy…. I don’t know, it fine, you get me, forgetting words etc!? Fake as do.
Also outed for having more food! She 100% has extra takeaways, eats the whole pack of doughnuts, whole chocolate bar…. But then with the size of her, we already knew that!!
where is the ditzy…. I don’t know, it fine, you get me, forgetting words etc!? Fake as do.Also outed for having more food! She 100% has extra takeaways, eats the whole pack of doughnuts, whole chocolate bar…. But then with the size of her, we already knew that!!
Even said it’s like having harper here so she knows harper will be blunt and out herHow smug is she
Also outed for having more food! She 100% has extra takeaways, eats the whole pack of doughnuts, whole chocolate bar…. But then with the size of her, we already knew that!!
Oh no! What’s happened and will you need us to bail you out?Well non fellow non puffy nipped trowels, this is what happens when stubborn idiotic husbands do not listen to their wives.
He is ok but he won’t be when I get the plank home.
The silly man has been moaning about feeling rough & having sore ears for over a week, so I have been telling him to go & get seen but he has been ignoring me so this morning he had been out & about on the farm doing farmer things & him & his brother came in about 8am, I was making them a brew & I heard a almighty clatter, he had collapsed on the stairs, thank gawwwwwd his brother was there because I’m 5.2 on a good day & that big lump is over 6ft & I can’t move him, he was saying he was dizzy & puking everywhere, his brother phoned 999, ambulance came & took the numpty to hospital, they were thinking a stroke, or a bleed or some other nasty in his thick head but thank god the ct scan came back clear. They actually think he has a bad infection deep in his ear & it has caused Labyrinthitis, so antibiotics, antiemetics & some other stuff, he has to stay in tonight just to make sure that nothing else is going on, he safer in there anyway because now the absolute trauma of it all has calmed down a bit & I have had a cry & I know he is alrightish, I’m a tad cross with the fecking idiot.
The nurses & doctors were laughing because normally when farmers go to hospital they are usually taking bits of limbs with them in bags of frozen peas & there’s that big numpty with a fecking ear infection.
Oh what a fright you would get..hope all is okay.. sending much loveThe silly man has been moaning about feeling rough & having sore ears for over a week, so I have been telling him to go & get seen but he has been ignoring me so this morning he had been out & about on the farm doing farmer things & him & his brother came in about 8am, I was making them a brew & I heard a almighty clatter, he had collapsed on the stairs, thank gawwwwwd his brother was there because I’m 5.2 on a good day & that big lump is over 6ft & I can’t move him, he was saying he was dizzy & puking everywhere, his brother phoned 999, ambulance came & took the numpty to hospital, they were thinking a stroke, or a bleed or some other nasty in his thick head but thank god the ct scan came back clear. They actually think he has a bad infection deep in his ear & it has caused Labyrinthitis, so antibiotics, antiemetics & some other stuff, he has to stay in tonight just to make sure that nothing else is going on, he safer in there anyway because now the absolute trauma of it all has calmed down a bit & I have had a cry & I know he is alrightish, I’m a tad cross with the fecking idiot.
The nurses & doctors were laughing because normally when farmers go to hospital they are usually taking bits of limbs with them in bags of frozen peas & there’s that big numpty with a fecking ear infection.
Where is the so called ANXIETY?
Going somewhere new?
Selective Anxiety!! And that’s not up for a debate
Thanks sweet trowel, it wasn’t a pleasant start to my day but he is going to be alright & that’s the main thing, well alright until I get the plank back home, then he is going to put on punishment duty.Oh what a fright you would get..hope all is okay.. sending much love
Sending big hugs to you and your poorly man. What sty day, glad he's on the mend xThanks sweet trowel, it wasn’t a pleasant start to my day but he is going to be alright & that’s the main thing, well alright until I get the plank back home, then he is going to put on punishment duty.
Glad he’s okThe silly man has been moaning about feeling rough & having sore ears for over a week, so I have been telling him to go & get seen but he has been ignoring me so this morning he had been out & about on the farm doing farmer things & him & his brother came in about 8am, I was making them a brew & I heard a almighty clatter, he had collapsed on the stairs, thank gawwwwwd his brother was there because I’m 5.2 on a good day & that big lump is over 6ft & I can’t move him, he was saying he was dizzy & puking everywhere, his brother phoned 999, ambulance came & took the numpty to hospital, they were thinking a stroke, or a bleed or some other nasty in his thick head but thank god the ct scan came back clear. They actually think he has a bad infection deep in his ear & it has caused Labyrinthitis, so antibiotics, antiemetics & some other stuff, he has to stay in tonight just to make sure that nothing else is going on, he safer in there anyway because now the absolute trauma of it all has calmed down a bit & I have had a cry & I know he is alrightish, I’m a tad cross with the fecking idiot.
The nurses & doctors were laughing because normally when farmers go to hospital they are usually taking bits of limbs with them in bags of frozen peas & there’s that big numpty with a fecking ear infection.
why don’t men ever listen to us when we tell them to see a doctor.That was so funny, she was irked she was outedHow smug is she
Also outed for having more food! She 100% has extra takeaways, eats the whole pack of doughnuts, whole chocolate bar…. But then with the size of her, we already knew that!!
Oh my god -sending love and prayers for the fella cos he will actually need then once you get your hands on himThe silly man has been moaning about feeling rough & having sore ears for over a week, so I have been telling him to go & get seen but he has been ignoring me so this morning he had been out & about on the farm doing farmer things & him & his brother came in about 8am, I was making them a brew & I heard a almighty clatter, he had collapsed on the stairs, thank gawwwwwd his brother was there because I’m 5.2 on a good day & that big lump is over 6ft & I can’t move him, he was saying he was dizzy & puking everywhere, his brother phoned 999, ambulance came & took the numpty to hospital, they were thinking a stroke, or a bleed or some other nasty in his thick head but thank god the ct scan came back clear. They actually think he has a bad infection deep in his ear & it has caused Labyrinthitis, so antibiotics, antiemetics & some other stuff, he has to stay in tonight just to make sure that nothing else is going on, he safer in there anyway because now the absolute trauma of it all has calmed down a bit & I have had a cry & I know he is alrightish, I’m a tad cross with the fecking idiot.
The nurses & doctors were laughing because normally when farmers go to hospital they are usually taking bits of limbs with them in bags of frozen peas & there’s that big numpty with a fecking ear infection.
Yep me too xAnyone else only pop on to this thread mainly to check in with everyone?
Honestly we are such a fab bunch of trolls!
Just watched the vid of her in the car and did you all see the bloody car hair everywhere? Imagine what her house is like! Dirty cow !
They’ll be cat hair all over and it’ll reek of cat piss and dirty litter trays. Imagine the waft that hits you when she opens her front door
Check out Luke Hamnett’s Reel on Pumpkin picking.. it’s just like Ailment