Hahaha. I touched grass today too- look at us goblins go!Yessss girl!! And I said it with my whole flat chestIt's hard to distinguish who's more delulu
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Here's a cheeky throwback to last year. Who the do posts that? Oh wait
She definitely put it on as it does not sound like a genuine flue voice. At least not to me anyway. She's an absolute t and a fraud of epic proportions.
The way she fingers all the food makes me feel ill. She literally put them on Wendy's plate with a fork then fingers every single one. Vile. And why leave like 5 chips in the tray? We know you're going to scoff them just fing get them down ya fat neck and shut up 
Sounds more like a hanging out her arsehole voice after 3 too many bottles of prosecco the night before.
Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Did that nasty skank just say online, out loud, that her cat s on her KITCHEN floor? That’s absolutely DISGUSTING!And then Vavcunt just had to ask what it was!!! She’s adamantly DENIED that they pissed on her couch and carpet but after a picture surfaced she admitted it. Suddenly a new sofa is arriving! The lies she tells is SICK! How can you MISS a turd when you walk in that kitchen and then stand there and make coffee? I wanna puke!
She really needs to add this to her 1000 dating apps.
** I wear make-up like a clown. I lie for a living every day. I’m an imaginary size 12. I use filters that alter my look so be prepared. I smell like a homeless person. I never wash or comb my hair EVER. I have 5 cats that piss and s all over my house. I’m addicted to spending money so I can be “internet famous”. I eat my weight in pasta and takeaways. I chew coffee. I can’t speak well or say words correctly. I also have saggy tits puffy nips and about 9 rolls on my back and stomach. I have herpes. I fake pregnancies. And periods every week! I’m a catch!!!!! Anyone wanna date me? **
Ah here jesus she's disgusting. Why would she admit that online. She has no shame what soever. She's not one bit embarrassed at the fact she has not kept the cats litter trays clean or more likely tray singular because she can't be bothered to have a sufficient amount of them, such that they are pissing and sting everywhere. Not one bit embarrassed and ashamed at how disgusting she and her house are.
YAAAAASSSSSYessss let's!! A little troll tea party!!!
Just had a relisten and you could be right. It could actually be genuine and she's hungover. But i'm not completely sure.
Her arteries must be screaming for help
I honestly dread to think about the state of her insides. Christ i'm certainly not any bastian of perfect eating but a take away is a very rare thing for me. How she eats them every day i just can't understand, does she not get sick of them?
She just wants to make up s and presumably she wants to keep the chippy for herself.
100% very often I see videos and think eeeek that'll be dirty delete when she comes to. Low and behold she really has no shame
I'm mortified for her every single day 
She is so embarrassing to watch. It’s almost like this can’t be real100% very often I see videos and think eeeek that'll be dirty delete when she comes to. Low and behold she really has no shame
but it is hahaha
And where have you been? I hope you've got a note
Busy with work, family life, had a lovely little holiday with my family.
Hope you are ok xx
Just catching up cos we’ve been mega busy last couple of days.
That chippy looked rank!
She looks greyer and greyer as each week passes.
Is she gonna compete with Becki jones and her 36 Takeaways in a MONTH?! Cos that’s 2 takeaways and it was only 2nd of November!
Wonder if she’ll order tonight cos it’s half term over or will it be the toddler roast of chicken in a bag, micro mash, carrots, broccoli and gravy?
Can’t believe half term for harper has been absolutely atrocious. 2 days with the grandmas, left with whoever when she went to BC, piss up at slaggy granny’s, then off to dads. The only decent kid thing she did was pumpkin picking!
We’ve done absolutely loads this half term, despite having a bereavement and family stress we’ve had a bloody good time because we made sure we did! If Harpers asked what she’s done all week she’ll be laughed at
That chippy looked rank!
She looks greyer and greyer as each week passes.
Is she gonna compete with Becki jones and her 36 Takeaways in a MONTH?! Cos that’s 2 takeaways and it was only 2nd of November!
Wonder if she’ll order tonight cos it’s half term over or will it be the toddler roast of chicken in a bag, micro mash, carrots, broccoli and gravy?
Can’t believe half term for harper has been absolutely atrocious. 2 days with the grandmas, left with whoever when she went to BC, piss up at slaggy granny’s, then off to dads. The only decent kid thing she did was pumpkin picking!
We’ve done absolutely loads this half term, despite having a bereavement and family stress we’ve had a bloody good time because we made sure we did! If Harpers asked what she’s done all week she’ll be laughed at
Morning all@Puffy nips and stinky vag I hope you have a bloody fabulous partyand wish we could see your outfit showing owd grotty granny how she should have looked
great fun was had, an embarrassing amount of alcohol was consumed, and I’m not moving from my bed until the man child has made a big dent in the big clean up - I can’t even look outside! - I remember doing a 3 legged race at about 2 am bet we looked a fine sight! Wonder we weren’t arrested! Had a really great night thank you but I can say with chest no matter how pissed I was I DID NOT DO THE WIERD WENDY WHACKY DANCE. I promise you! I’m a classy bird I am !!! I’ve saved that video of gash I genuinely think it is the funniest cringiest thing I’ve seen in ages - I keep watching and chuckling - the look at the end is hilarious I’m just waiting for breakfast to arrive but I did my daughters trick of taking some electrolytes before I conked out last nite and again this morning and surprisingly I’m not feeling as bad as I should be ! …….. update in real time! Someone may need to come and break me out of jail!! My overgrown toddler has whacked fin Christmas tunes on the Alexa’s ….. it’s not happening yet he can piss right off ! It’s even blasting out on the outdoor system ! Please send fing help or Olgas address and il send him there with a label stuck to his bloody head like Paddington Bear - 2 lunatics together! Even the poor cows in the field are trotting off in disgust!
Welcome back
How you doing Hun? X
No the smart thing would be for her to crawl into a hole with her pussies and greasy head and fing stay there till Xmas was over - pack H of to Charlie’s and let her have a decent festive holiday with someone normal ish
I’d take Charlie touching herself up n pouting over olgas narcissistic ways and filth any day!
Hi babes are you feeling a bit better now?
Here to bail you out of prison if needed 🫡Morning all
…….. update in real time! Someone may need to come and break me out of jail!! My overgrown toddler has whacked fin Christmas tunes on the Alexa’s ….. it’s not happening yet he can piss right off ! It’s even blasting out on the outdoor system ! Please send fing help or Olgas address and il send him there with a label stuck to his bloody head like Paddington Bear - 2 lunatics together! Even the poor cows in the field are trotting off in disgust!