She a worktop saver from the slate s, used the photo of her and Harper when they went on the boats with D2… I wonder where that’s gone
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Kids have got snap cards to play in their Christmas eve boxes. They will be having a great time whilst the Sanderson sisters getJust don’t know how much false s she can ram down the throats of people - all the hype for Halloween for do all - same last year only she stuck a headband on ! Couldn’t even be arsed for that this year! The whole song n dance about pumpkins - matching jumpers and ohh the excitement? Errr to do what? Walk round a field and drop £100 on s n then go home n forget about it? Then last years Xmas - ohhh the spending the build up! The childish squalling for the camera- not a speck of real actual joy and then cos you know you can’t live up to it - pretend to be sick! This year to mix it up let’s flog a new theme for the tacky decor cos Christmas is a bit of me - my whole life has been building up to this moment and ……. The anticlimax when she realises that all the stupid dancing and squawking and false giddiness won’t actually make her Christmas happy and that her life is the most mind numbing vacuum will hit her like a hammer. Yeah she will show the giddy popping of a bottle at her mums while they eat their chicken in a bag - but where the do is the fun? The chaos, the laughter? I get that people have quiet Christmas’s and some hate it - that’s fine but they are not on social media trying to sell their fun aspirational lives and loving family vibes to others while being totally fake! My family celebrate “big” we are loud we are happy and we are genuinely blessed to love each other and enjoy ourselves together - maybe Aimless you should come and peek through my window at Xmas to see how jealous I amand for the record I would rather spend my Christmas with any of my fellow Hobgoblins here on CC than have to look at your downturned mush and have your sour stench wafting over the table - go swivel you filthy slapper - rant done - sorry trolls
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It will definitely be a pale one and I can’t wait to see the state of it this time next year - if the cats can s in the kitchen they definitely piss n crap on the sofa - especially when they are left for days on end while she swans off on a jolly!
Kids have got snap cards to play in their Christmas eve boxes. They will be having a great time whilst the Sanderson sisters get
whoopeeeee oh the joys 
She is a dirty b. The smell of ammonia on her gaff must be strong
Well fellow non puffy nipped hobgoblin’s, can’t be arsed with the fat, smelly, rancid, catpissy/catshitty, fake, greedy alcoholic fraud today, it’s empty, lonely vacuous life is nothing to admire or be proud of. 
Anyways the old man is starting to feel better & he is getting right on my non puffy left pip, so much so, that if he carries on it’s going to be like a scene from Misery in this house & I’m going to drug him & hobble the fecking eejit!!! Pray for me & my sanity & have a whip-round to help a fellow hobgoblin with her legal fees.
Anyways the old man is starting to feel better & he is getting right on my non puffy left pip, so much so, that if he carries on it’s going to be like a scene from Misery in this house & I’m going to drug him & hobble the fecking eejit!!! Pray for me & my sanity & have a whip-round to help a fellow hobgoblin with her legal fees.
It’ll be whatever vavcunt has. I think she’s trying to go white/grey/black everywhere. Maybe paint the PINK wall then. She gets slayed about her horrific taste. Her mummy does white so she figures no one slays her so let’s see if she’s playing it safe. She’d be even more stupid than she is with a white couch and piss stains that are visible to all. And all her s is ‘one and done’ unless she pays for it then it has a shelf life of 30 days max and binned and onto the next theme! All those re-gifted ‘not wants’ to obsessed wacko wendy was just to get rid she didn’t want them in the first place it was all for money because they paid her. Her usual throw aways because that phase has past in her mental mind. The 3 trees (in one season last year)all the decks will be thrown to Charlie because she always takes her leftovers and she can dump and go. These companies are ridiculous to gift anything to her becasue she makes a HUGE spectacle about it, gets her cash and then ignores until they pay her again. Inauthentic t. She is truly sick in the head. End of. x
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Shout if you need help or an alibi xWell fellow non puffy nipped hobgoblin’s, can’t be arsed with the fat, smelly, rancid, catpissy/catshitty, fake, greedy alcoholic fraud today, it’s empty, lonely vacuous life is nothing to admire or be proud of.
Anyways the old man is starting to feel better & he is getting right on my non puffy left pip, so much so, that if he carries on it’s going to be like a scene from Misery in this house & I’m going to drug him & hobble the fecking eejit!!! Pray for me & my sanity & have a whip-round to help a fellow hobgoblin with her legal fees.
I just had a vision of a poor milk maid being launchedLove you too!!throw the maiden at him!
Exactly - I’d never heard of one!I just had a vision of a poor milk maid being launched
The Sanderson Sisters screamingKids have got snap cards to play in their Christmas eve boxes. They will be having a great time whilst the Sanderson sisters get
Booooook 👁 I smelll chil... NO I smelll CAT s!!
I'll send my fella. No-one will suspect an officer of the lawWell fellow non puffy nipped hobgoblin’s, can’t be arsed with the fat, smelly, rancid, catpissy/catshitty, fake, greedy alcoholic fraud today, it’s empty, lonely vacuous life is nothing to admire or be proud of.
Anyways the old man is starting to feel better & he is getting right on my non puffy left pip, so much so, that if he carries on it’s going to be like a scene from Misery in this house & I’m going to drug him & hobble the fecking eejit!!! Pray for me & my sanity & have a whip-round to help a fellow hobgoblin with her legal fees.
I am a god awful hob goblinI just had a vision of a poor milk maid being launched
I wouldn’t put it past me to launch a milk maid
The way she placed that cat there Funny how every morning they dive off the seat you also place them on for the camera Karma is a cat leaping off the seat cz he smells me. Flexing like a God damn acrobat me and Remy vibe like that 
Funny how every morning they dive off the seat you also place them on for the camera Karma is a cat leaping off the seat cz he smells me. Flexing like a God damn acrobat me and Remy vibe like that
Isn't it funny what different things we call stuff. It's a maiden to me. I genuinely had to Google clothes horse when someone said it a bit agoI just had a vision of a poor milk maid being launched
I call it a maiden as well. Not many people I know call it thisIsn't it funny what different things we call stuff. It's a maiden to me. I genuinely had to Google clothes horse when someone said it a bit ago
Just told him, he better start behaving because I KNOW PEOPLE.I'll send my fella. No-one will suspect an officer of the law
I also call it a maidenIsn't it funny what different things we call stuff. It's a maiden to me. I genuinely had to Google clothes horse when someone said it a bit ago
