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Will be hilarious if her mates wanna go on the train to London 🤣🤣🤣 like who would choose to go by car when you want a good time? They will be like offs it’s the Aimee show AGAIN - gotta go in the car or she will be kicking off 🤣 or I wonder if they’ve found a train that dosnt go too fast or side...

She’s only having him so Bendy isn’t - it’s like - no - it’s my mummy ! 🤣 I bet H has never even been to her aunties - it’s the strangest cary on ever !

That bloody pic on insta? What filter has she actually found? Her foot is as big as her little finger 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Seriously at what point in a new relationship do you say you’ve got herps? I know it’s only catching when it’s scabby but surely morally you’d have to say before they had a fettle ?

And that my mate is why we love ya - every word there true !

Can I just ask - as someone who knows absolutely nothing about cats - I’m a dog mum - if you go away for a few nights and leave them alone do they have the run of the house and does the litter tray not stink? Won’t they wreck the house? And what about going out? She said she’s got a cat flap but...

Of course Bendy has to have Harold for the night - Olga would have said she was going out but won’t be really - it’s cos she’s jealous of her mother spending time with H

So is the lizard child eating meat off the bone now then?

Seriously think they ought to do a marketing course ! 🤣🤣 like who the hellwould be looking at that s and rushing to order knowing Halloween will be over a done before the s is packed? And secondly it ain’t that good if the queen of tat and crap can’t wait to give it away can it! These...

I’m sorry but her roast dinners are the saddest things I’ve ever seen. Is it even a roast without at least 3 veg? And of course we have to have Yorkies - always mash and roasties and at least 1 veg needs to be a bit boujie - ie cauliflower cheese or honey roast carrots/parsnips - otherwise it’s...

Never been but it is not the sort of place that you would wear a ball gown? I just know that a ball gown would be a ridiculous thing to wear for night out clubbing in Sheffield?

Yanno that Harry Potter scene when the aunty turns into a mahoosive balloon that floats through the door and off into the abyss? That will be olga soon - still clutching her Macdonalds with Remmy Boy n Harper clinging on to her cankles - a big ball of if herpes ridden stinking bacteria with...

Well ladies - just woke up, yes I’m a lazy cow - had friends over last night - got a bit boozy so I’m feeling fragile. Just caught up and my god this little coven is so bloody funny - ruthless but funny! Those pics of her at the event are off the scale hilarious! I hope to god she sees them. I...

God she looks really old don’t you think? She also needs to step away from the deep slits - she has not got the legs for it at all and all that money on those shoes was a total waste - they emphasise the cankles - not at all flattering. Dear god this will be filtered as well! No wonder she get...

Oh my god - how could she! The state of it! Trousers that have clearly been worn and half inside out just thrown in! The absolute state! That fing strapless bra that she’s she’s gunna be wearing under a posh dress clearly has been worn god knows how many times without being washed - it’s...

Can’t even do that right ! 🤣

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Nah mate - only thing to you not want to strangle this stinking pile of dog dodo is a special brownie 🤣🤣

These have got to be the most unflattering pjs ever - she needs to step away from crew necks - looks horrid !

🤣🤣🤣 today you chose violence again didn’t you 🤣🤣