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To be worn with a nice wide leg work trouser 🤣

Well she is is going out in public tomorrow in a dress that is stretched to bursting over every spare tyre and fat roll so of course she loads herself with a full garlic bread and a truck load of pasta - we all know she got the fries as well. The suck it in pants are gunna need to be infused...

She’s just gotta try n be the first hast she! Makes me sick to my stomach!

She needs one of those down to your knees and up to the chin all in ones - only place for the fat to go will be her ears and toes 🤣🤣🤣🤣

It the industrial suction knickers for tomorrow 🤣

With the sharp corners too🤣🤣🤣

And cuts grapes in half for a pre teen? If she was thinking choking hazard does she not get that cut in half is as bad as whole? But then that’s a toddler rule - not quite sure what the cutting food up for a pre teen etiquette is🤣🤣

I will take your word for it Hun 🤣 I will just carry on being a mucky mare with my Molton Brown 🤣🤣

She’s got some fing front this smelly cluster do hasn’t she? You all sin the state of those nails is the last Primark vid 😱😱 and she’s got the audacity to sit there flogging nail care and no damage at home kits ??? Wow !!!! How does she get even get away with it! They are a right mess! The...

Mine too - she’s been dead 29 years!

WICKED 🤣🤣

And wear the ridiculous matching pumpkin pickers sweatshirts - all the fing lot of them will look mad! Like they need matching s to show they are related? The defective fing gene is more than prevalent!

Yes - I think it every time I see her in those platform uggs - they never look right - deff special !! 🤣🤣

Those Xmas eve box things she is flogging are absolutely ridiculous for kids Harold and Ralph’s age. If it’s only for Ralph then why not just get 1 for bloody Ralph! Thought there was only a year between them? Magic snow for a pre teen in women’s clothes and into expensive skin care???? Does...

Oh stop 🤣🤣🤣special shoes 🤣🤣🤣

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Can I just say - I think I’m clean - shower morning and bath on an evening and my fella has never turned his nose up at my scented lady garden 🤣 but ……. Please explain the Detol bath thing? Does it not sting your bits? It makes my toes curl every time someone says they’ve had a Detol bath ! 🤣🤣🤣

Howling 🤣🤣 dolls head that’s been stood on 🤣🤣

It’s also an AIMEEEEEEE activity - she will go because it’s what she likes to do !

Yep - but you are our t ! 🤣