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Will you sticking up for him🤣🤣🤣

And pulled out another burger - cos she always orders a bloody back up!

Just don’t … I feel like I’m married to Danny Devito in Deck the Halls! He is bloody bonkers! … it’s all for the kids babe ….

Well I unplugged that thingy that showed you how much stuff used a week after we got it otherwise I’d have been looking for a divorce lawyer - he was making a frigging spreadsheet!!!! Lunatic !! Anyway I was going on about all his bloody Halloween stuff n he was like - nah babe - it’s next to...

Can you remember the upholstery and carpets in nightclubs back in the day? The student ones that felt all sticky and stank rank cos everyone was smoking their thing and spilling the vodka & orange - well that’s her sofa but with cat piss 🤮

Knew you’d be loving the classy look of that tree 🤣🤣

Well I’ve just seen how much how dryer is costing and she mite not be as daft as we think - pjs from Primark are probably cheaper to buy these days than to wash and dry 🤣

Where the do do all these go? She must have a cellar! All those pjs? I’m a bugger for loungewear and pjs but every season I have a big clear out and my friends and sister love it cos they are tight arses 🤣🤣 she never says she’s doing a wardrobe declutter and of course we would know all about it!

So glad I have no boys to worry about - I’d die if one brought someone like her home!

I’m coming round with a charity bucket in a bit - save the Ds 🤣🤣🤣 how much is it to rent bill board space in Liverpool? We need to plaster a huge pic with a slogan of dip and your doomed !

I’m still chuckling 🤣🤣🤣

Sorry for spamming but she is the gift isn’t she - I can picture her new - she’s got her arse in the air rooting the back of cupboards looking for the D mugs - bet she’s already explained to H a new D is imminent but it’s fine …. just keep out the way and keep your AirPods in! Remember to jump...

Love to see the fing profile - and the pictures ! My sides are actually hurting it’s the funniest thing I’ve seen all week 🤣🤣

Do BADOO know she is riddled? Could they not be sued? Hope all the pharmacies in Southport are stocked up with herpes creams and clear blue! Jesus Christ she actually has no shame - MISSY- go do your stuff and send the email 🤣🤣 the boys will thank you 🤣

She just lies that much she won’t even remember - I’m sure she told us some s in the original nine story about it involving a crap cocktail too - it was definitely a comedy club and act was crap - he was soooooo embarrassed 🙈 LYSM

Thanks Hun xx

I never ever go to the docs so I’m a bit green - do you have to ask or do they just test everything? I’m on HRT but honestly I’ve no energy and I feel like I’m bloody creaking - my job is quite physical with a lot of running round and driving but my knees and ankles have been ridiculous this...

New ad looks like it’s dropped n I’m howling 🤣🤣 for a dating app cos she’s ready to go again ! Lock up your brothers, sons, uncles and grandads, print off pictures to keep visible at all times - protect your boys people! It’s hilarious she’s telling the story of her date with D2 which she had...

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Thank you Hun - gunna have a word with my doc - I’m constantly tired - but then I’m constantly busy - I’ve been putting everything down to menopause but I’m sure I’ve got something else going on too - he will probably say I’m ready for the knackered yard 🤣