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I’m on it babe x it’s my Sunday treat 🤣🤣

Everyone who washes is welcome at my table 🤣 il save you a seat next Sunday

My roast today Roast Beef, roasties, mash, honey carrots & parsnips, green beans sprouts, pigs- in - blankets, yorkies, gravy, onion sauce, homemade lemon meringue, or homemade caramac cheesecake (ooh look at me) Bloke said - haven’t we got stuffing babe? Nearly stuffed his face in his...

Well I’ve just had to hide the storage key to stop the man child from making a bloody start with the Halloween s - we’ve been bickering for weeks about it 🤣🤣 there is a lady in our village who comes and tells us off every year - she is lovely really but quite religious and I’m not ready for...

Just can’t believe how immature and empty she is - does she not look at other people homes and think maybe I’m tasteless? Maybe I’m dirty? Maybe I’m cheap? Is it confidence or arrogance? Maybe just stubbornness? I mean her mother likes to seasonally decorate but I’ve never laughed at it! Both...

Have an amazing day my lovely ❤️

Bloody hell she has outdone herself this time - what the bloody hell is she thinking tho seriously? Could she get any tackier? My man child will be sorting his Halloween stuff next week ready for our 2 parties - I will be showing him this for inspiration…. NOT … I’d murder him 🤣🤣 where’s all...

Good point

Does anyone know how much it costs to buy followers? I’m just interested in how much she has thrown out there?

Agree - I think she’s just a lazy bint with 0 parenting skills and will she be bothered ? not one bit cos she’s a narcissist. I don’t think H is starving - she will be allowed unlimited access to as much rubbish as her little heart desires. Chocolate, crisps, cakes - whenever. Aimless will not...

If she starts the skinny jabs those wrinkles will get far far worse - she will end up having to have a face lift cos I doubt Botox would touch the sides and there won’t be enough bloody fish in the sea to produce enough jizz if those crevices get any deeper - love this for her - her belly...

I was thinking - what have I missed now 🤣🤣

More front the bloody Blackpool! How much does it even cost to buy followers?

Mystic 5 bellies 🤣🤣

Remember when she was shagging D2 and she was doing asparagus all the time to look like she could cook 🤣🤣

Nah - he’s a mucky fish perv in my mind now !

Honestly I’m setting myself at the scenarios my mind has conjured up about this Dr Hennessays shop - bet he’s got an aquarium out back with 10 pensioners working cash in hand to pay the gas bill all wanking the goldfish over a bucket for aimless! Il see myself out - sorry

They have to find a herpes free bit tho for optimum results 🤣🤣

Being very demure and cutesy before I get ready for church - bless you my child - may the lord open 🙏