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She would have had better results having a skin graft under those eyes yanno a few inches off her labia and jobs a good en - she’s plenty to spare ( we have all seen the excess baggage ) they must be smoother than those wrinkly bags !

I’m still sat here wanking a koi carpe with some you tube fish porn playing - slippery little fers - can someone message olga n tell her I have fresh black market fish jizz - half the price she paid and it will work just as well !

Don’t mock the afflicted 🤣🤣 she’s clearly a goldfish’s bollock short of a syringe full

Is Dr Hennesasay vet ?

Well we know she is full of s🤣

right thats it ! - pass me the marigolds n a Tupaware box I’m off to wank the neighbours koi carp!

No way 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Totally - I’m not a big celebrity fan girl but I think certain actors and actresses have been blessed with gifts than give us the best memories and really transport us to another place - Maggie was one of those people - I will hold my wand up for her tonight 🤣- bless her ❤️

I’m so sad 😢 “ man the boundaries and protect our school “ if you know you know - RIP Professor 😢🙏

No - it depends on who is filling her Fanny - hope she dosnt start shagging a Ukrainian refugee or a Russian diplomat cos the dish up dinners would go down a bloody storm !

Yanno I’m really surprised that her dad isn’t so embarrassed that he isn’t paying for a cleaner for the lazy cow - you aren’t telling me his wife doesn’t watch all her se. They must be mortified - she wouldn’t have an excuse then not to feed the kid properly would she? Looks like the Spanish...

Did 3 packed lunches for the grandkids this morning Homemade hummus with a mini pitta Left over roast chicken and pepper salad Cheese quiche/ crab sticks/ baby belle Smoothie Mini brownie They will not be running out of school starving, but I have also made beef casserole and apple and...

Wait while she pulls the same one in pink out with the matching leggins 🤣🤣…. when she thought she was off to a ski chalet n she was in a bungalow on centre parks 🤣🤣🤣🤣 it’s hilarious - she looked like something that my butcher catches coming out of the sausage machine - and that was last year -...

Oh god I just can’t ….. that jumper tho 😱😱 does she know she looks like an obese tortoise! She no bloody neck!

Is she thick? The kid was bloody starving after that disgusting lunch si no wonder she wanted dinner at 4.30! And then to give her this s! Hs dad needs to asking what the do she dies with Hs money! At this point he needs to be asking her for a weekly menu cos that kid is gunna end up...

A goddess 🤣

Well she reckons the cinema is too loud for Harold - not that she had any addition needs or anything 🤣 more like the lazy cow won’t take her cos they don’t sell fing pumpkins and Mingos !

I think the brand is definitely a frozen food thing - that’s why she was banging on about a chest freezer for the garage

I think it will be McCain or Birdseye - she can’t claim whatever she pulls out of the hat is a favourite can she? Unless it’s a bloody takeaway! We know it’s not M&S and definitely not Tesco - can’t see Sainsbury wanting Tescos sloppy seconds 🤣

Farm foods or Heron foods 🤣🤣🤣