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I go in the garden to touch grass for a few hours in the beautiful sunshine and come back to clapbacks. Off to catch up AGAIN! But yes @itsmejo the trowls do have your back ❤️ That's what friends albeit anonymous people in your phone are for 🤣 BRB

On my first chew of the day and just catching up. @Sevda_the_seagull you are a comedy genius! @itsmejo you are our hero! Shameless Olga Von Catpiss hiiiiiii can we have a drunk live please for our entertainment, I've not got much on this evening as I have a rare Saturday night free. Love...

New pfp anyone..

Well she has four support therapy cats who are trained to run to her in the house so she knows she has one coming and when driving she has an app which bleeps (TikTok) to tell her the Huns are messaging to tell her an attack is imminent. She has all bases covered. Totally safe. All sorted by her...

Duhhhhh she has a direct line to the motorway traffic cops, she uses her mobile phone to call them and they get it put up on the electronic signs so ALL motorway traffic stops and she is able to pull onto the hard shoulder. Gosh I thought everyone knew that.

Sorry Aimless, I was too busy showering and WASHING MY HAIR after WORKING all day and now I'm COOKING FOOD for me and my amazing bloke. Shove your pity party up your expanding arse, get off tiktok and TAKE CARE OF YOUR CHILD! Feckin eejit. The types of trauma and neglect I have to deal with on a...

🎵🎶 I feel pretty, oh so pretty 🎶🎵

In that latest offering it looks like even the filters have given up on her. She looks harassed, unkempt and the chins are showing. Manic and on the edge. Love that for her.

I invoked it by saying it's name didn't I? Sorry everyone. Also we have these things called mobile phones. Fabulous inventions where you can go online even when out and about being social. It's bloody amazing. I can fire off ten emails in ten minutes and comment on here in seconds. Now do...

And they call us weirdo trowls! Coleslaw? I mean I'm strange but likening herpes to coleslaw is beyond my menopausal brain.

Am I imagining things or did Leelee come back on and try to be part of the in crowd? Did you all shoo it away?

Condolences @WhoMeNotMe I'm so very sorry for your loss 😞💔 xx

Just putting this out there. I will HAPPILY try all the cheeses. I love cheese. Plus I would be far more entertaining than Shamey. Firstly I'm not a dickhead, secondly I'm not a dickhead. CHEESE IS LIFE! 🧀 Cheese facts anyone? Cheese puns? I got you covered.

Cutting the cheese means something different where I am from 💨

Hold on let me just get my Ouija board out. "Hey dad, lava3512 wants to know if your proud of me. Knock once for yes, twice for no"

Ooooo free meds!

I have a new name for you @itsmejo Kalma Chameleon 🎵🎶 KALMA KALMA KALMA KALMA KALMA CHAMELEON 🎶

Lots of infiltration going on over here and there *points to TL*. I would explain what infiltration means to you Aimz but you probably think it's a new type of plastic surgery. Dearest Huns and Shamey lovers, you are defending and looking up to an alcoholic shambolic spendaholic hypochondriac...

Okay. Here goes. First thought that popped into my twisted brain. Please don't shout at me. Hey Leelee Hun, by any chance do you do nails? *runs back under the bridge* *Emerges from under bridge again* Ooooo I see we have a live one. Truffle are you Oldgal or Leelee? Orrrrrrr Aims is that...

Oh Aimee Aimee Aimee. We aren't uneducated. Either outcome from the DVLA is good for us. If you are cleared to drive then obviously YOUR ANXIETY ISN'T AS BAD AS YOU MAKE OUT or they stop you driving. Win/win you complete eejit! Plus the inconvenience for you is hilarious 😂