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Especially when it is exactly the same packed lunch every single day! It's hardly inspiring or giving people ideas. I wonder how H manages to open dairlee lunchables (on the days she's not having a sami), when she apparently can't manage to peel a Satsuma or open a packet of crisps 🤔 I am...

I'm fine on my own, I'm happy on my own.... there was a week/2 at the most between finally packing in D1 and shacking up with D2 🤔🙄

How do they have so much washing? There is just 2 of them and she is home all day every day. She wears the same pj's and oodie for days on end. No one showers in that house so there won't be any towels to wash..... did she just dump her floordrobe into the laundry basket? Or was it cat pissy...

I can't get my head around paying 2 lots of delivery charges. Agree between you what you are having or don't have a takeaway. I can't understand why she didn't get herself a zinger burger/zinger rice or salad box from kfc instead of ordering same but different takeaways?! Grow up porky the world...

Ohhh piss flaps it's not those calling you out that need to touch the grass. Get outside and get some fresh air, move your body, get some vitamin D. The only exercise you get is running your mouth off and walking around shops. No one has a sofa they love that they suddenly decide they hate a...

They probably piss themselves as soon as they see her coming towards them with arms outstretched, manky nails clacking, making kissy-wìssy noises 🤢🤮

I wonder what delights thunder thighs has for us today? I'm going to guess an eyes in the back of me head first sip/give me sympathy/dying swan. Then super wendy rushing round to mop her brow, change her stinky bed and look after H. Whilst telling us how poorly and brave, gorgeous ailment baby...

Remember the tears and the 🖤 on every post! She moped about him twice as long as the relationship lasted 😆

There is an old saying, the bigger the hoop, the bigger the wh**e! If the cap fits shameless! She's such a smug witch, she would eat herself if she could

Maybe that's why her legs are sore, it's all the cha cha cha practice 💃 That daft bint thinks she's famous enough to be on national TV 🙄 The lazy lump gets out of breath just putting her socks on 🤣

Maybe that's why her legs are sore, it's all the cha cha cha practice 💃 That daft bint thinks she's famous enough to be on national TV 🙄 The lazy lump gets out of breath just putting her socks on 🤣

Didn't it happen last time she was slagging about on the dating apps too 🤔

Imagine when H gets older and she looks back on her childhood and she remembers every birthday, Christmas and special occasion her mum was poorly as she hates the attention being on someone else! Apart from the times when she's bringing the fella she's know for 5 minutes home so H can trip over...

The thermometer might be queen fs finest moment 🤣🤣🤣

I love that show, such a great night and the effort some people go to with their outfits 😲🥰 is hubby going full stockings and suspenders? It's definitely your turn to chose the dressing up outfits 😉🤣

That's class, the Archbishop of all people 🤣 🤣 I think more people dislike olives than like them. Unfortunately my children have started to like them now so I have to share

I've had some posh olives from m&s this evening as was feeling bougie, they arent as nice as the tesco ones. Bet it absolutely kills her not to shop there now 🤣🤣

Health professional?! She has Dr shirl. She even diagnosed nips & pout with carpel tunnel the other week. Shirls prescription will be plenty of prosecco and to get as much sympathy from the arse lickers as possible

I thought she was supposed to be going to London again this week 🤔 did she get it wrong - again or sack it off as she couldn't be arsed?

Nahhh don't forget she has a drink of green sludge once every couple of months when she is advertising them. That gives her loads of extra vitamins and minerals 😉🤣