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  1. bonkersbritain

    Thissinglemama @thissinglemamaofficial

    My brain can't compute Aimee and adult in the same sentence! Any brand that gets the stroppy over grown toddler to promote their products, either hasn't done due diligence or will literally have anyone promote their brand. Nothing would turn me off a brand quicker than that slimy slug promoting them
  2. bonkersbritain

    Thissinglemama @thissinglemamaofficial

    It's right there, you can't miss it 🤣
  3. bonkersbritain

    Thissinglemama @thissinglemamaofficial

    Forget the chins and the bellies, I can't get over how fat a fanny can look. It probably matches the puffy nips 🤔
  4. bonkersbritain

    Thissinglemama @thissinglemamaofficial

    As if, she doesn't know how 🤣
  5. bonkersbritain

    Thissinglemama @thissinglemamaofficial

    I couldn't think who she reminded me of but chins and rings - it's Laurence!
  6. bonkersbritain

    Thissinglemama @thissinglemamaofficial

    I think it's because her 'bestie vicious vav' has had a hard time this weekend (😆) so she thought she would show solidarity with the creosote blush 😊. if anyone buys a product after that useless lump advertises it then they must have an IQ in single digits
  7. bonkersbritain

    Thissinglemama @thissinglemamaofficial

    I'd love to know what miss more more more, actually spent on that shopping trip and where she put it all. Will the greedy goblin have to eat it quick as it won't fit in the cupboards and fridge at the house of hoarding pointless tat
  8. bonkersbritain

    Thissinglemama @thissinglemamaofficial

    She will be googling every possible symptom and doing a video on them all, making sure she gets maximum sympathy from the huns and Wendy! We are in for some serious, woe is me peri menopause content, she's obviously going to have the worst and most debilitating symptoms ever......🙄 I suspect...
  9. bonkersbritain

    Thissinglemama @thissinglemamaofficial

    That hoody with the big pocket over her tummy does her no favours. As if she is planning and cooking meals... will be a miracle if it happens!
  10. bonkersbritain

    Thissinglemama @thissinglemamaofficial

    Imagine your man leaving you for that lazy lump of lard 🤔 she can have you and your donkeys 🤣🤣 don't be telling her there is fresh meat in the area she will be sniffing them out and holding them hostage at cat piss manor 😂 Give the guys a quick safety warning about princess piglet and granny...
  11. bonkersbritain

    Thissinglemama @thissinglemamaofficial

    She's gonna make peri menopause her whole personality isn't she!!!! Ffs many of those symptoms could also be due to her lifestyle. Fatty liver due to poor diet and excessive alcohol 🤔 she would love nothing more than to have a medical excuse for the weight gain and other symptoms! If Dr wendy...
  12. bonkersbritain

    Thissinglemama @thissinglemamaofficial

    What's going on with the botton lip 🤔 lip filler that has migrated? She's a walking advert for why not to get cosmetic procedures
  13. bonkersbritain

    Thissinglemama @thissinglemamaofficial

    Experts reveal high-fat diets have an ‘extraordinary’ effect on anxiety so a poor diet affects your mental as well as physical health - hate to say we told you so but there you go porky princess👌
  14. bonkersbritain

    Thissinglemama @thissinglemamaofficial

    The cats look arsed off she's back, they definitely preferred the imaginary cat sitter 😂
  15. bonkersbritain

    Thissinglemama @thissinglemamaofficial

    I'm been starving sat with my plate of chips and loaf of best bread ever since last night, but I can't eat it as the grubby gobshite hasn't shown me how to make a chip butty😭😭😭😭
  16. bonkersbritain

    Thissinglemama @thissinglemamaofficial

    The first question the police will ask is "where did they get the picture from". An open social media account that anyone can view! They will obviously advise her to lock down her socials or not post said child. Then there will be special clapback - poorkie princesses special investigation...
  17. bonkersbritain

    Thissinglemama @thissinglemamaofficial

    Nailed it! 👌
  18. bonkersbritain

    Thissinglemama @thissinglemamaofficial

    Soft, glowy and hydrated?! 🙄🤥 It looks like an old man's ball sack! She knows it doesn't glow due to her lifestyle, which is why she slaps on so much glow/shine crap
  19. bonkersbritain

    Thissinglemama @thissinglemamaofficial

    Think it's mostly been on her scraggy head, she didn't wash her hair before going away and the only wash it has had since is the rain. It's definitely not seen shampoo or a hairbrush all week 🤢🤮
  20. bonkersbritain

    Thissinglemama @thissinglemamaofficial

    Suitcases in the hall for the next few weeks and bags to trip over. Too tired to cook all weekend/nothing in. A trip to home bargains as she's only bashed the credit card in gift shops all week. Missed the babies but they were so well looked after with the cat sitter. Splurge some money on new...