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Anyone seen than Elpheba one on tick tock? It’s definitely fatty boom booms brother !

Won’t do it again missy x promise - the bloke made me do it - his fault x

Yey - trust you!!! You make me howl! I mean how do you even word that 🤣🤣🤣

That just didn’t happen though did it? Unless someone made an honest mistake n thought he had pulled that Elphaba bloke on tick tock n tried to grab her uglies(easy mistake - same shoulders and make up) - or maybe someone offered her fiver for a hand job n she got all huffy 🤣

Ah yeah you are right xx il keep everything crossed for ya xx

Only thing I can think that could be more disgusting than that would be if she crapped in bendys tea or flicked a herpes scab at the postman 🤣

Well I’ve come back very loved up and in my new demure era and as a consequence whenever I feel the urge to be puffy I will mindfully take a breath and - think what would Lurky say cos we all need to be a bit more Lurky ❤️

😱😱what was worse! What could be worse! ?????

Hi mate - did you get a code at the weekend for tickets? I thought about you! X

Funny that - I deff saw a lady on a chopper doing a wheelie scamming “puffy where ya gone,” she had a very voluminous weave too - she was on the runway but I never put 2 and 2 together bless her heart! ❤️

Nah it the research she claims she does that made me piss me pants! How many ADs has she had to take down or have been removed cos she’s made stuff up🤣🤣🤣🤣

So let me get this right - that vid where she’s dripping sweat of her puffy nips - the one where she’s out of breath declaring how sweaty she is - obviously with a moist crotch n BO trying on outfits - you know that one ???? She is now publicly saying she’s sent them back for other poor poor...

I did thank you - just shocked that he planned it all himself with no help! He even packed for me 😱 not gunna lie it cost him a lot cos he didn’t really pack for the occasion so some serious shopping need to be done x least I know if I get kidnapped or run over by a rampaging camel 🐪 my...

And here’s our swampy who always shoots from the hip n takes no fing prisoners! No bloke would go near that mucky mare one whiff n he would be off - he probably thought she was winking at him with her wonky cock eye n fell over himself trying to escape !! 🏃🏻 how’s the little man doing btw?

Thanks Hun 💋

Only thing shocking me there is that random bloke threatening her safety 🤣🤣🤣 seriously what a fantasist! Thanks for this x

Hi 👋 👋👋 here I am - alive and well - yo Bike - I’m here - I didn’t do a runner - the bloke surprised me (like totally surprised me) with a trip away - back now and trying to catch up! Done a quick scan and wtf was that beetle juice outfit with the cuffs dragging on the fing floor! Has she...

Makes my skin crawl thinking about it! 🤮

No missy - she’s busy now putting the size 18s into the size 12 bags or she will of course show us the labels of a 12 - put on the 18 and then send the 12s back but let’s be honest how often does she even wear what she shows on her try ons ? She’s a t!