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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 the donks are in our mates stable down the road - good job I don’t have to drive in the morning - that stuffs fecking lethal! Made it to bed I’m not that bad 🤣 mite even put me hair up 🤣🤣 nite all x

Ooh the fing shame she brought to us women ! Disgrace to our sex she was !!

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 love it - I’ve just done a bottle of that whispering Angel stuff! I thought ooh this is nice so necked the bottle - big mistake on a school night - I never drink mid week - thought it tasted like pop but there’s 2 dogs on the rug n I only have 1 🤣🤣

I’m not great with vodka - prefer a flavoured gin with a shot 🤣

She will just sick shoulder pads under one her chav trackies 🤣 deff the plastic spray on trousers but in a size 20 ( she will claim they are the same size 12) and make up/ hair wise it will be the get ready with me to go to B&M look cos she always looks like an 80s slapper to me 🤣

Honest I couldn’t - il give it as a raffle prize or something 🤣 it’s the good stuff as well !

Awwww bad luck mate🤣🤣 il give it till Wednesday n drop it at a food bank or something - honestly I feel awful that I’ve got someone’s weekly shop not to mention the booze 🤣

Mine basically said the same ages ago - reckons this site is better than his Everton forum and if you knew my bloke you’d get how big a compliment that is 🤣 he howls at the names !

That’s a word on my ick list 🤣

Just had to have stern words with my bloke - he’s got this thing since way back when we were kids - he gets proper giddy like a dog wagging its tail whenever he sees me putting my hair in a bobble 🤣🤣🤣🤣 the amount of times I have to tell him sometimes I just need to tie my fing hair up! Unless...

🤣🤣🤣🤣 you crack me up you do

Honestly the state of under her nails on that last vid - get those fing claws off and take your own nails down really short - get a proper treatment regime and keep them bloody clean! Washing your hands properly will help too - you dirty dirty mare!

Awwww that will be nice

My daughters done it - loads of people saying they’ll have it for free 🤣🤣

Well he is in love with that bloody donkey !

Oh tell me you look like nurse Ratchet on a chopper with stabilisers 🤣🤣

He wouldn’t fing dare 🤣🤣🤣 yeah but if they come back I don’t want them thinking I was trying to keep it! I feel really bad about it!

🤣 it’s all Tesco finest🤣

Nurse Ratchet !!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Advise needed please - for context I was in the bath ( j had gone to see Fanny ) and we have an intercom on our drive gates and someone rings it - no immediate neighbours - takes a few mins for me to answer but it’s a delivery guy so I assume the bloke has ordered something n I’m not about to...