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She was definitely on something here it’s toe curling 🫣

Anything beige with a s load of sugar and a bucket of salt - usually chucked in the air fryer with more salt n chilli followed by anything sickly covered in fluff washed down with 4 bottles of Kyle and a side of carbs with crisps on the side - always topped off by a bit of choccy or dippy dips

I seriously hope she has been and had that thing that growing on her face checked by someone other than Dr Gash - Especially has she had a history of skin cancer😳🧐

If anyone follows Alex and Remmy - she got a new sofa from DFS I think it was - but then again she is a real single mum doing it on her own and smashing it - nice try Olga 🤣

It’s hideous! Ok for a teens bedroom maybe

You can kiss my thighs 🤮🤮🤮😳I’d rather kiss a camels scrotum !

Shall we just do em in and stick em under our patios? Il do yours if you do mine 🤣🤣

At this point I’m actually wondering the bloody fool x

This bloke of mine is like a 10 year old! He is stomping n sulking cos I refuse point blank to let him start on the Halloween stuff! Apparently I don’t know how much work goes into getting it festive! We have fing building work going on and still haven’t found a compromise for a conversion we...

She does a mean croc dance tho 🤣🤣

It’s bloody vile! Bet she never wore it ! Ooh is it strictly tonight ??? That’s when ya know we are in the BER months🤣🤣🤣

Where the do did ya dig these from🤣🤣🤣 I can’t see !!! I’m howling !

There are no words !

Is this only me but if I got a manky nail I would be taking them all down and getting a good manicure so it’s not as noticeable cos is not the look I’d be wanting! - just loose the fing talons and get some class!

I will give you an alibi n you can hide out here till the dust settles 🤣 il even but the hedging shears !

Imagine walking into all the beautiful salons and shouting CAT PISS before walking out 🤣🤣🤣🤣

I’m crying 🤣🤣🤣

As far as I’m concerned the only people with genuine health anxiety are the poor souls who have battled cancer or progressive disease- constantly worrying it’s back or spreading - that is fing health anxiety and totally justified! She has fing HYPOCHONDRIA and nobody will tell me otherwise...

Don’t I’ve visions of you in a striped jumper n a swag bag hunting the bike down 🤣🤣

Please don’t start me off again cos this sent me into a right strop yesterday - I will not and never will buy into changing somethings label to garner sympathy and change the narrative- a t is a t even you slap lippy n a merkin on it! Health anxiety my fing left arse cheek!