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Bet she’s fing seething she wasn’t invited to the M&S Christmas food do 🤣🤣🤣🤣 all that arse licking for nothing 🤣🤣🤣 she will hammer Sainsbury now till she gets no where with them n then it will end up with Poundland 🤣🤣🤣 seriously though she expects us to believe she makes no money on views so...

Quick Gavin 😱😱😱hide! 🤣

She wouldn’t get her fat warty folds in that now 🤣 unless she bought a size 18 on the quiet and is gunna tell us it’s the same size 12 🤣looks like an oven ready turkey to me - plus those shorts won’t hold the cottage cheese in very well and that wouldnt be a demure look on the red carpet would...

Here she is ❤️❤️❤️❤️ just been catching up - gurrrl did someone shove a a rocket up your bum last night cos you was smoking! I’ve been howling ! 🤣🤣🤣

Only asking because nobody would get away with ANYTHING if you was in charge! Come work with me - it would be so funny ! 🤣

It’s horrible - whenever I order anything off line I have to confess I sniff them ever since I got something that reeked of stale perfume! I honestly think all jeans and everything with a crotch should have those plastic strips on that they put in swimwear - I certainly don’t want to unwittingly...

Shut the back door???? All that fuss for bloody Nivea? WTAF! 😳

Oooh just remembered - what was the exciting new colab/ brand deal ???? Tell me it wasn’t M&S?? 😱

Well olga has reposted a vid about the abortion laws in America - the guy is saying he will never understand what it’s like to be pregnant as he talks about this wife’s loss - I will put my next months wages on the the fact she has no real concept of which candidate in the American election is...

And ……. Breathe 🤣

Awwww ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ tell me again why you are jealous of fatty boom boom ? I can smell your envy! 🤣 my first was 5lb4oz and I think half of that was her hair - she looked like one of the guards outside king Charlie’s gaff - she had to have a hairdresser in before we brought her home - im so glad...

You my friend are a legend 🤣

Lex do you manage people for a living? 🤣

She creases me honestly ! Lexi - not Aimee 🤣

Is he managing to get some chub on ? He was so tiny?

Really? Oh my god - I’ve had to take my ring off this week cos I’d noticed it was getting tight ? Gunna give this a go !

Imagine having to tell DVLA you make stories up for a living so you can keep your license 🤣 So tell us miss oinking how can we be sure that you are telling the truth about telling lies on the Internet? Please give another example ? Well I tell them I’m a size 12 ! Yes we get your point - next...

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣nose - runs - I like what I did with that 🤣 made myself smile 🤣

Exactly - runs in the family!