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The filter needs a payrise for its efforts at this point 🤣

Spent all evening packing for my holiday and ended up getting the hot water and hairdryer out and attempting to stretch the waist of those online jeans that made me miserable last week 🤣 hopefully it worked. If not I apologise if sitting down takes anyone’s eye out on my cruise 🫣 but atleast I...

My nan is 85, if I walked into the house and she was talking to her phone (not that she even knows how to use one) about hosepipes I think I’d be phoning the crisis team at this point thinking something was badly wrong 🤣 I’m very close to my Nan she’s more the type to pour me a baileys and tell...

I’m 32 thou mentally I shall never age over 21 I decided 🤣

Omg what is actually going on MTH is her ex/exs possibly.. I’m pouring a drink I feel I may need it tonight ladies 🤣❤️

I’m nearly sure it’s a 14-16 because Zara’s sizing is so weird. I’m between 10-12 and M fits me in there, not a hope I’d fit in anything smaller with them.

I’m laughing so much at that because literally, my friends dog got TT verified recently. Fair it is adorable but if a dog can get verified I don’t think there standards are too high currently 🤣

Also pulled up a stool and grabbed a coffee.. what’s this all about I don’t know but I’m here too 🤣

No idea what’s going on with the changes but it did help me find this thread again 🤣

I treat myself to a new travel outfit if the trip involves a flight but it’s cheap comfie bits out of primark or off SHEIN. I don’t spend much on clothes as I fluctuate from sizes so much due to my health. I don’t get her new wardrobe for every trip there’s not a chance I could afford that… with...

My jeans button wish I’d forgot more often at this point in fairness. One day soon it’s gonna break free 🤣

I suppose she has her uses, I just seen talk of DUD on here and realised I haven’t eaten today. (Joys of autism and ADHD, unless miss piggy I actually forget I haven’t eaten and need frequent reminders) thou that slop she served would go straight to my bin.

Ya know after my shift at work today I could do with a mallet, make mine one handed I just got my final stitches out and the practice nurse was kinda scary so I don’t wanna have to see her again 🤣🤣

I’d love Botox in my forehead and the migraine relief treatment but I am absolutely petrified of medical needles (ironic as I’m covered in tattoos) but does it hurt/ do you feel the needles badly like getting blood drawn?

Wonder if she realises they can’t Botox her brain into becoming a functioning adult..

Ah I’m so jealous! I was living in Playa Blanca before we moved home after my accident. Lanzarote is also my happy place. Maybe next year I will get back for a holiday.

Those things were £4.50 per cake! How the hell under any realm of reality is spending £13.50 alone on cake to taste test relatable. I’m not on UC but with the cost of living and our mortgage I have a £50 budget for 2 weeks groceries for my partner and I. I could never justify even one of those...

The last 2 lines here have me laughing. Because same! I’ve scrubbed my kitchen earlier with a bottle of Prosecco in hand because you’d think I lived with a farm animal instead of a human.. his version of cleaning the kitchen and mine are VERY different 🤣 also her latest taste test has me wanting...

I’m sat here watching Gavin and Stacey with a few drinks 🤣 nessa at this point is my spirit animal 😂😂 oh my other half is affronted when we go to shows and I’m buying double drinks and asking for pint glssses. My excuse is I’m Irish ☘️ 🤣

Time to catch up. Is it wrong that I’ve made myself a mimosa in a pint glass because today at work was something else entirely! What even was that clap back this morning I couldn’t bare listening to it all but she sounded like an utter fool.