Wonder it says ..lonely black widow looking for big divorce settlement.
Hi Iam a social climber n will use every chance, person or opportunity to climb that social ladder n like a ladder on my tights I want u to climb me
I hate a man who is tight I love men who spend everything on me even...
Ride me like a horse 🐴 at ascot rrrrrraw ory call me redrum or smack my arse n call me redbum take me to the stables n have ur wicked way withe in my ripped escalator dress n merry mi like strangers do on the internet like that program lust on first night ..oh I mean love at first sight ...help...
U missed the pip party of a lifetime the rich was rich ing lol 🤣 heard at the end of the night they're was a big fight over who got the last Colin the catapillar since they're was 2 plates n 5 girls but you canny blame her she is s at maths proved that trying to work out how many birthdays...
Lol 🤣 carol vorderman has obviously had a clear oot n donated to a charity shop near Steph ..oh the vomit green number put that in the donate pile someone sad f will buy it ...she looks like Colin the catapillar's maw
Ooft how to describe a marshmallow eh it's so soft n squishy ..aye doll it's a marshmallow they usually are 🤣🤣 b something wrong if it was like a brick ..nothing makes Easter like free s n oh I might get trolled the box of utter s I bought all lils friends ok friend people dae that aww...
Is that the party food 🤣🤣 2 snakes each n a Collin the catapillar lol 🤣 I put oot mare than that for just me watching a film on a random Tuesday night ..
The squatter from hell ..a neighbour said to channel naebody cares that miss whatever her name is has been blasting Disney soundtracks from the property for months now n usually this can start at 5.31 pm n by teatime it turns to rap music they're also has been reports of her indecently exposing...
Anno when yi think ur getting Anne of green gables n u end up with van from the hills hiv eyes oh I mean lies 🤣 ur sound of music s will slide soon ..ha ha 🤣 brown paper packages tied up with G strings, these are a few of Rory's favorite things ...when his dog bites, when my V stings I simply...
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