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Please will you spell the next one correctly

fing hell hope none of them heard my grandad watching Ricki lake in the 90s.

Is that what you chose 🧐

She’s fuming cos of anthrax now

They want to buy her an oodie a day so she has a new one on cos they’re sick of the sight of that one maybe buy her some fing Persil

“Stay affected”

They’re asking her for a new list because pay day is coming 🤯

the money that’s been spent on her 92 parcels an average spend of about £4 say that’s over £350 if I had that to put an Amazon list together with I’d be rolling in Yankee candles and colouring books

You put that in the gift wrap suggestion box do you want to enclose a note? Do you want to enclose strychnine?

No one knows but lucky Sheila’s gonna get one

Oh no! She just shaves her head every few months her and CLA give the strangest hair care advice

She sticks that in her hair as well 😭

Probably Vaseline and eyeliner every other t has

She said she uses it from her head to her toes to her hair. She is gonna be greasy, with gothic eyeliner and covered in tea towels what a bizarre list she made

Yeah they’re just lowering themselves to the same level it’s proper schoolgirl your group and my group hate each other behaviour, women are so embarrassing sometimes just scrap and be done with it 😂😂😂

That hair! It’s giving tiger king

Oh - also it was in response to the other lot (I don’t even know these people) suggesting baguette gets her fanny tightened when she gets ‘her fat cut off’ to be fair to her

It was. I was thinking to myself she was trying too hard to be funny and loads in there were saying oh someone speak oh I’m tired etc…they do know they can log off tiktok and do summat else? Then scrolled in to hear Ruth ask zihanna if she knows who she is like she’s Madonna

I get all mentalist when people ignore me what I do is delete their number and the message trail so they can get in touch with me but I’m cut off or if necessary write the number down in case but delete from my phone. Angie and her fing 13 mascaras that aren’t mascara are my thirteenth reason

This just made me think of Tony Blackburn in his autobiography he says ‘when my sister was born she couldn’t walk’ 😢🤣