Lou @Lifewithloux

[Pearl clutcher]

Ste went on live, he hadn't said one nasty thing. Lou's put a few stories up about the police turning up at hers looking for Ste. Lou sat in the live watching so people were commenting saying Ste should stay clear of her. Someone told him not to give his card to Lou when he goes to jail. He said 'its going to my mam not fing her' so now she's fewmin. So theres that, then her hair dyes gone wrong and it's Molly birthday tomorrow not today so she needs a pamper

Thanks doll
Thing about Lou is, poor cow is desperately unlikeable. I can't think of one semi nice thing about her.
Can't think about poor little molly without thinking about Lou lying about being pregnant, and having a psychiatrist at the birth.

 

[Delusional KKK]

So she’s on her live walking back from the shops wiping her runny nose with her hands Then when she got home someone told her to wipe her mouth, it had the usual spit, dribble, gunge….so she wiped it on the jacket she was wearing!

 

[OnlouFans]

Brb just flushing my specs down the loo. On the upside my eyes don't look like they're about to fall out, with encrusted bogies on them.
She's obviously really bothered about her weight gain, I'm a bit surprised she hasn't found someone to blame for it. Maybe ste forced the choc choc down her gob.

The irony is some of the gain will be from taking ste's mirtazapine. It's used for treating weight loss in animals.

 

[Stes glamdad]

I'm been singing the theme tune and imaging the motorbike and sidecar since her live

Same

 

[Ohdoris]

Why has she died her hair? Cos of the upkeep of the roots etc? Or is this another way to evade a drug test - or does that only work with bleach ?

 

[Lous_missing_knickers]

So he had a knife AND a glass hammer ofc the t was checking car doors Jesus wept ste

Swear everytime I catch a glimpse of your profile pic I think it's sloth from the goonies

 

[Lous_missing_knickers]

I'm 17 years older than her and she looks older than me, she looks fing haggard

Whenever I'm having an ugly day I always think " thank do I don't look like Lou" and I'm telling you some days I look in the mirror and don't recognise myself after 3 kids and medication weight on me.

 

[KK the walking STI]

All the people blowing smoke up her arse and telling her her hair is amazing are going to hell she looks like someone's weird 70 year old aunt.

Some of the ppl in her lives there breaths must stink of s, as there that far up her gaping arsehole, a hair is still a fkn mess no matter what colour it is, and for the 1 that said shes beautiful must be fkn tripping as there is nothing beautiful about her

 

[KK the walking STI]

I've been here 6 month's now, and l can't get over how much she's changed in that time.
She's aged massively!.

She seems to be getting bigger by the day

 

[Loulabellend 🔔 🔚]

Brb just flushing my specs down the loo. On the upside my eyes don't look like they're about to fall out, with encrusted bogies on them.
She's obviously really bothered about her weight gain, I'm a bit surprised she hasn't found someone to blame for it. Maybe ste forced the choc choc down her gob.

Saw a bit of her live & she was saying she needs to lose weight & she feels fat etc whilst shoveling a chocolate in her gob

 

[The Sheriff of Beggingham]

Ste went on live, he hadn't said one nasty thing. Lou's put a few stories up about the police turning up at hers looking for Ste. Lou sat in the live watching so people were commenting saying Ste should stay clear of her. Someone told him not to give his card to Lou when he goes to jail. He said 'its going to my mam not fing her' so now she's fewmin. So theres that, then her hair dyes gone wrong and it's Molly birthday tomorrow not today so she needs a pamper

He was talking about that last time he was in court and believed he was going to be doing time. Saying how when you get out of prison you get given about £100 and sent on your way, and he was worried that if he gave the card to her he would have nothing when he gets out. Indicated that, with encouragement from The Slutz, it would be better of with his mum.

She was in the live making cry emoji comments. Him saying it again shouldn't have come as a shock to her. fing hell, imagine that the only constant person in your life is looking at going to jail for a while and only caring about the few hundred that may be on his card. She'd spend it in a day and be back on the beg the next.

I know he's a dick, but I would expect him to mean at least something to her. Why isn't she making use of the extra time they were given with the new court date and do a few nice things, or at least not be so horrible to him?

 

[Birdie]

He was talking about that last time he was in court and believed he was going to be doing time. Saying how when you get out of prison you get given about £100 and sent on your way, and he was worried that if he gave the card to her he would have nothing when he gets out. Indicated that, with encouragement from The Slutz, it would be better of with his mum.

She was in the live making cry emoji comments. Him saying it again shouldn't have come as a shock to her. fing hell, imagine that the only constant person in your life is looking at going to jail for a while and only caring about the few hundred that may be on his card. She'd spend it in a day and be back on the beg the next.

I know he's a dick, but I would expect him to mean at least something to her. Why isn't she making use of the extra time they were given with the new court date and do a few nice things, or at least not be so horrible to him?

they are as thick as pig s. knowing them, they'll probably go on a bender and get a takeaway. it's as romantic as they get

 

[Lou’s Gaping Anus]

Some of the ppl in her lives there breaths must stink of s, as there that far up her gaping arsehole, a hair is still a fkn mess no matter what colour it is, and for the 1 that said shes beautiful must be fkn tripping as there is nothing beautiful about her

It is getting pretty crowded up in here - I can try and gape wider for the fans!

 

[itchtits]

Why doesn’t ste just take his card with him and hand it in for return with his personal effects when he gets out? Then nobody can touch it

 

[Mashed tuna pasta]

I'm guessing she'll be on TT about midnight ready for reset. She tries every week but can't stay awake

 

[The Sheriff of Beggingham]

Why doesn’t ste just take his card with him and hand it in for return with his personal effects when he gets out? Then nobody can touch it

He'll probably have unspent benefits from the week he goes in, plus whatever he manages to blag in the morning. Might be so his mum can purchase things for him when he's inside? I'm not sure how that side of things works though.

 

[Lous windowsill Vibrator]

Oh well that makes more sense. A hammer for glass I wonder how I’ve got this far in life sometimes.

I am totally with you! I actually thought a glass hammer was a punchline for a really s practical joke - like what a builder would send their apprentice out to buy on their first day 🫣

 

[The Bank Of Carol 💰]

She’s getting ripped into on sites live

I Twas part of that ripping

 

[Lou’s missing battenberg]

All the people blowing smoke up her arse and telling her her hair is amazing are going to hell she looks like someone's weird 70 year old aunt.

I said it has really aged her, she looks really washed out

 

[Lou's dead leg]

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