Lou @Lifewithloux

[Illiterate Lou]

I'm gonna have a guess at how Lou's day has gone so far since she's been off SM

Woke up to her 6.30 alarm. Straight in the shower, teeth brushed , hair done, skin care routine and dressed.
7.30 nutritious home made breakfast, caught up on world news and ready to face the day by 9am.
Fetched methadone, bought a few essentials at shop like bread milk butter etc then back home to start cleaning. Put all unnecessary crap away, hoover and polish, clean toilet and bath. Spot of lunch, maybe a sandwich and a piece of fruit. Then a nice relaxing cuppa and a film on the settee or a little work in the office towards her business while deciding what meal to cook for tea. Will it be a simple home made pasta or rice dish or meat any 2 veg who knows? Then clean up the kitchen and now everythings done a wander over to social media in her spare time.

Alternatively she may be wallowing in her pit still wearing the clothes she was wearing yesterday eating choc choc and a kilo of chocolate, off her face on pregabs. Then later tonight she'll go onto Tik Tok saying 'i wuz gonna get so much done today but me menkal elf/me cankul'

She's been snooping because she's reading parts of this out. The ironic thing is she can't see it's taking the piss and taking it on board, at least that's how it sounded to me There's no hope for her!.

 

[Pearl clutcher]

Sounds like she's been turned down fir pip? GOOD. GET. A. JOB.

 

[Lou’s missing battenberg]

I cannot sit and listen to her whinge that its not fair that she's not getting back pay for her LCWR claim and that it's not fair that Ste gets more money because he gets pip.

I would give my left tit to be able to go back to work and come off benefits. Yet I'm currently sat in a hospital bed full of morphine, waiting to have an unexoected brain surgery tomorrow when I should've gone home this morning. I now wont be able to drive for 6 months, so that's going to limit how much I get out of my house and it annoys me that people like her and Ste are just wasting their lives and scamming the systems,

Rant over, mainly because I just cant be arsed typing anymore

 

[OnlouFans]

Hi Lou, just in case you missed it

 

[Illiterate Lou]

Ffs, she really did take that daily routine as being a good idea because she's just repeated it

 

[Mashed tuna pasta]

Ffs, she really did take that daily routine as being a good idea because she's just repeated it

Omg I fing missed it I feel famous hahahaha

 

[WellJenelle]

She's gone to va police Ryan. You're getting multiple charges. Multiple.

 

[Illiterate Lou]

Omg I fing missed it I feel famous hahahaha

I thought have l heard her right?!. She's unbelievable

 

[Mashed tuna pasta]

I thought have l heard her right?!. She's unbelievable

I'd say she's not the sharpest knife in the drawer but shes not even in the fing drawer

 

[Pearl clutcher]

It was a dick move, but posting that pic isn't any type of offence. Grassing her up to James was the right thing to do, although she's just added it to her list of excuses, ooh me psychosis was playing up, ffs talks about it like her cankle. Watching her in the shower... I'm guessing this was the period they were sexting each other, although neither was desperate enough to actually do.
Has he done anything else? Hopefully him and ste will get to share a cell and moan about Lou. Ooh, that'll be two fellas she's grassed up recently. Wouldn't have thought was a popular thing among her section of society.

 

[The Bank Of Carol 💰]

I'd say she's not the sharpest knife in the drawer but shes not even in the fing drawer

Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

 

[Pearl clutcher]

I'd say she's not the sharpest knife in the drawer but shes not even in the fing drawer

She's on the floor, eating pasta.

 

[itchtits]

Jesus. 25 pages I’ve read and it took that long to come to the conclusion that Ryan is a bit self obsessed and has more faces than the town hall clock.

This is like one of those meetings that should have been an email.

 

[BUSTERSTOPCHASINGTHEBIRDS]

I'm gonna have a guess at how Lou's day has gone so far since she's been off SM

Woke up to her 6.30 alarm. Straight in the shower, teeth brushed , hair done, skin care routine and dressed.
7.30 nutritious home made breakfast, caught up on world news and ready to face the day by 9am.
Fetched methadone, bought a few essentials at shop like bread milk butter etc then back home to start cleaning. Put all unnecessary crap away, hoover and polish, clean toilet and bath. Spot of lunch, maybe a sandwich and a piece of fruit. Then a nice relaxing cuppa and a film on the settee or a little work in the office towards her business while deciding what meal to cook for tea. Will it be a simple home made pasta or rice dish or meat any 2 veg who knows? Then clean up the kitchen and now everythings done a wander over to social media in her spare time.

Alternatively she may be wallowing in her pit still wearing the clothes she was wearing yesterday eating choc choc and a kilo of chocolate, off her face on pregabs. Then later tonight she'll go onto Tik Tok saying 'i wuz gonna get so much done today but me menkal elf/me cankul'

Imagine how much her life would improve if she just did this simple routine

 

[Stes glamdad]

Hi Lou, just in case you missed it

Think this is still the best thing on CC

 

[I’m tryinnnn’ guys]

Think this is still the best thing on CC

I agree, although @BUSTERSTOPCHASINGTHEBIRDS as a name on here is a close second. I literally lol every time I read it

 

[AvGotBadPsychosis]

I cannot sit and listen to her whinge that its not fair that she's not getting back pay for her LCWR claim and that it's not fair that Ste gets more money because he gets pip.

I would give my left tit to be able to go back to work and come off benefits. Yet I'm currently sat in a hospital bed full of morphine, waiting to have an unexoected brain surgery tomorrow when I should've gone home this morning. I now wont be able to drive for 6 months, so that's going to limit how much I get out of my house and it annoys me that people like her and Ste are just wasting their lives and scamming the systems,

Rant over, mainly because I just cant be arsed typing anymore

Sending you get well wishes. Your hardcore

 

[Black Eyed Cheese]

I know mate but I’ve just ridden my dickhead horse who decided to throw me head first into the fence because he stood in a puddle and fed off a mile down a boggy field. So I’ve literally had enough of dickheads today and i was feeling feisty
Got a brew and calmed down now, I’m good

My dickhead horse flings me off if so much as a leaf flutters by cos she thinks it's a huge scary monster come to eat her... I feel you

 

[KK the walking STI]

Sounds like she's been turned down fir pip? GOOD. GET. A. JOB.

Really ?

 

[Lou’s missing battenberg]

Sending you get well wishes. Your hardcore

Thank you...I currently look like Frankenstein which I suppose is rather fitting for the lead up to Halloween