Thissinglemama @thissinglemamaofficial

[Mrs Full Monty ✨]

Good morning beautiful bridge dwellers
I’m wondering if the new member is limited to commenting but whoever you are please spill some ️
My cup has been spilled now so we need some new juicy details whilst we chew our morning coffee like a camel

Also I really want to say to all of you, THANK YOU so much for always having my back, your words of wisdom and genuinely being lovely, kind, caring faceless friends

Sending massive virtual hugs to you as I can’t do them IRL

Morning lovely.

I’ve seen on Vans thread newbies have a limit of posting which is sad. One folk with tea just read until the rage gets too much then want to join and have their say.
Aimee and Vav tip people over the edge on the daily!

 

[itsmedvlajo]

Morning ladies

This thread moved faster than Aimee’s and Vav’s knickers, yesterday.

I hope everyone has had a good week so far, and hump day is in fact not falsely advertised

Big day for me tomorrow, obviously can’t say why cause it will be an obvious give away to who I am but could do with all your prayers

My fella came home with a wee chocolate cake for me as I’ve got a huge sponge craving just not (no I’m not pregnant )
So I’m having a slice and listening to the Full Monty sound track while working

Whatever your big day involves tomorrow, you have all our support and you will smash it babe xxx

 

[Mrs Full Monty ✨]

Whatever your big day involves tomorrow, you have all our support and you will smash it babe xxx

Thank you my beaut 🥹 xxx

 

[Dana04]

Did I miss something? Who told her to taste test products and rate them ?? I mean she’s hardly a gourmet then saying 'I give it a 7 out of 10 ' no one asked you !! You have no taste and no class whatsoever. Rate yourself. Your greasy hair the cakey sweaty orange face or your burned horrible looking skin. I’d give it a 2 out of 10

 

[Livebythesea]

Haha love this. Bit of gossip to look forward too. Back to Lanzarote??

Yeah. Back to Lanzarote

 

[SomewhereOnlySheKnows]

Yeah. Back to Lanzarote

Ah I’m so jealous! I was living in Playa Blanca before we moved home after my accident. Lanzarote is also my happy place. Maybe next year I will get back for a holiday.

 

[noseyneighbour]

Yeah. Back to Lanzarote

You obvs have a place there how about all the CC ladies have a holiday together

 

[Livebythesea]

You obvs have a place there how about all the CC ladies have a holiday together

I wish .

Had a horrific time at work almost 2 years ago (won’t bore with details) so packed my job in as life is too short. Work agency now and go to Lanzarote 4 times a year

 

[noseyneighbour]

I wish .

Had a horrific time at work almost 2 years ago (won’t bore with details) so packed my job in as life is too short. Work agency now and go to Lanzarote 4 times a year

You wouldn't bore me lol. Are u on the natter group? We talk about anything else than A! Most welcome. I pour my heart out over there can tag u if u not on...

 

[Standupifyouhateaimee]

Morning ladies

This thread moved faster than Aimee’s and Vav’s knickers, yesterday.

I hope everyone has had a good week so far, and hump day is in fact not falsely advertised

Big day for me tomorrow, obviously can’t say why cause it will be an obvious give away to who I am but could do with all your prayers

My fella came home with a wee chocolate cake for me as I’ve got a huge sponge craving just now (no I’m not pregnant )
So I’m having a slice and listening to the Full Monty sound track while working

Sending you lots of love, best wishes and
Enjoy that chocolate cake...with a side of whipped cream?? Taste test for the people who have never had that particular chocolate cake would be much appreciated

 

[Bendy Wendy's scissors]

do the Botox you need kybella on that double chin Aimee

 

[Mrs Full Monty ✨]

Sending you lots of love, best wishes and
Enjoy that chocolate cake...with a side of whipped cream?? Taste test for the people who have never had that particular chocolate cake would be much appreciated

Babe you do make me laugh
7 out of 10? That give you a rough idea what the cake is like without describing a single aspect of it?

Only issue is I didn’t have a big enough slice because I’m calorie conscious

 

[Standupifyouhateaimee]

Honey (she back in de house!) is off for her first Botox ....and due to having so many young followers she wants to be responsible and keep them informed !!
I'm guessing that "best eye cream in the world IMO" is not creaming anymore

 

[Botox&Chins]

BOTOX - surely all that fabulous, amazing skin care you use eradicates the need for such a procedure

 

[Standupifyouhateaimee]

Babe you do make me laugh
7 out of 10? That give you a rough idea what the cake is like without describing a single aspect of it?

Only issue is I didn’t have a big enough slice because I’m calorie conscious

That's a good enough description for 630k people so that will do for me
Thank you I can now go about me day

 

[lexilou]

Did I miss something? Who told her to taste test products and rate them ?? I mean she’s hardly a gourmet then saying 'I give it a 7 out of 10 ' no one asked you !! You have no taste and no class whatsoever. Rate yourself. Your greasy hair the cakey sweaty orange face or your burned horrible looking skin. I’d give it a 2 out of 10

That's a bit generous!

 

[SomewhereOnlySheKnows]

Honey (she back in de house!) is off for her first Botox ....and due to having so many young followers she wants to be responsible and keep them informed !!
I'm guessing that "best eye cream in the world IMO" is not creaming anymore

Wonder if she realises they can’t Botox her brain into becoming a functioning adult..

 

[Botox&Chins]

LalaB you could be treading on thin ice…..release the huns, because you’ve just insinuated Aimless isn’t young and has s skin correct me if I have misread that particular comment here

 

[Mrs Full Monty ✨]

LalaB you could be treading on thin ice…..release the huns, because you’ve just insinuated Aimless isn’t young and has s skin correct me if I have misread that particular comment here

Mmeeeeooooowwwwwwwwwwwwww

 

[bonkersbritain]

She can't remember when she last had lip filler shall we refresh her memory? Just before she promoted that lip plumping product that got her a slap on wrist from the ASA