Honestly who the do does she think she is. Her greasy plaitsand her fing face looks so huge and fat, her eyes have being swallowed completely.
The Nutella thing pisses me right off! Just have fing weetabix! And had 3 like it wasn’t what she always has, if she had 2 there wouldn’t be a random odd one left in the even packet. Can’t stand her lies over food like we are all thick and don’t know she’s lying. Fat meff she is.
Becki Jones @beckijones4
Also she drizzles a small amount of Nutella on and then when you see her taking mouthfuls there's spoons and spoons of the stuff on it!
One of the highlights of 2024 - when she forgot her Nutella on a night away so she had chocolate animal biscuits on her Weetabix. She opened one pack and put all four on and said that was the lot then when you saw her bowl there were about 7 in there! Fat mess. Why lie?
One of the highlights of 2024 - when she forgot her Nutella on a night away so she had chocolate animal biscuits on her Weetabix. She opened one pack and put all four on and said that was the lot then when you saw her bowl there were about 7 in there! Fat mess. Why lie?
They annoy me so muchI know her beady eyes bother you but they are starting to bother me tooshe surely struggles to see with the fat pushing them closed?! She’s a proper ugly troglodyte isn’t she.
and when she bits food and squints so she has do all eyes! There no way she can see with ease. Troglodyte cracks me up always hahahah
Swear she’s got 3 siblings outside of Shirl… One brother she made a TikTok with once and the other two she doesn’t get on with after Nan-gate
Another date night for the fat bleep last night as she was “currently out” when she uploaded this yesterday at 9pm 
Out at the drive thru again eh Becks
Out at the drive thru again eh Becks
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My fella thinks I'm tapped in the head when I'm pissing laughing over a laptop, then I show him Trog Swamps fat features and he threatens to kick me in the minge for ruining his appetite!Quality over quantity. Only a few of us but we make ourselves laugh don’t we
Caff just creases the life out of me, it's hilarious, when i say it out loud I'm like....CAFFFF!
I don't believe for one minute Fat Feckie didn't eat that burger from Maccies!!! The minute that phone went down that burger was shoved sideways like a fin frisbee in to her fat grid! There is no way she ever leaves food, especially from Maccies, you know when Fat Feckie is lying, or trying to be dainty around food, cos the fin noot NOOTS even more Nootiful than usual, and the baby voice, what the hell is that all about?? Girl you ain't no Shirley Temple even though your fin built like 1! 
Why the bread with the shepherd’s pie?? Have some veg FFS it won’t kill you 
She took out the lettuce and ate it after thatI don't believe for one minute Fat Feckie didn't eat that burger from Maccies!!! The minute that phone went down that burger was shoved sideways like a fin frisbee in to her fat grid! There is no way she ever leaves food, especially from Maccies, you know when Fat Feckie is lying, or trying to be dainty around food, cos the fin noot NOOTS even more Nootiful than usual, and the baby voice, what the hell is that all about?? Girl you ain't no Shirley Temple even though your fin built like 1!
Me too.. cafffffffCaff just creases the life out of me, it's hilarious, when i say it out loud I'm like....CAFFFF!
Her nooty mouth fing angers me unnecessarily!I don't believe for one minute Fat Feckie didn't eat that burger from Maccies!!! The minute that phone went down that burger was shoved sideways like a fin frisbee in to her fat grid! There is no way she ever leaves food, especially from Maccies, you know when Fat Feckie is lying, or trying to be dainty around food, cos the fin noot NOOTS even more Nootiful than usual, and the baby voice, what the hell is that all about?? Girl you ain't no Shirley Temple even though your fin built like 1!
The dandruff falling off her head and into her food
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Missing door lines but she doesn’t use filters
She would absolutely not leave anything from maccies. She just has to act like she does so she looks like a skinny queenI don't believe for one minute Fat Feckie didn't eat that burger from Maccies!!! The minute that phone went down that burger was shoved sideways like a fin frisbee in to her fat grid! There is no way she ever leaves food, especially from Maccies, you know when Fat Feckie is lying, or trying to be dainty around food, cos the fin noot NOOTS even more Nootiful than usual, and the baby voice, what the hell is that all about?? Girl you ain't no Shirley Temple even though your fin built like 1!
Love how Caff chucked out the ugly skyscraper Temu spice rack and the old one is back in the kitchen
Becki well nabbed it for her room to store her fat crack snacks. Bet caff didn’t have a say in it, she had no intentions of keeping that in the kitchen. Just for an advert. Fat stupid greedy tLove how Caff chucked out the ugly skyscraper Temu spice rack and the old one is back in the kitchen
That's just wrecked me - weetascalpThe dandruff falling off her head and into her food
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