Delusive angie @delusive_angie10

Patty B

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I dread one of my kids getting married, I am not a people person so I can can across as a tad rude, probably throw me self down the stairs or something the night before
Iv persuaded her to not have a top table because I’m not sitting next to my t of an ex. I would end up stabbing him in the eye with my fork
 
May 16, 2024
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My daughter has set a date for her wedding next year and sent me a selection of mother of the bride outfits she thinks looks nice because I was complaining I hate looking for outfits and pyjamas are not appropriate, Why do they all look like people want to dress as a middle aged Karen. She can do right off
I've had an intense search on Google, applying all my knowledge of Mother of the Bride current trends and traditional style, and I have come up with 2 options that will kill it.

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This gorgeous concertina number which doubles up as a pogo stick when you've had enough and want to up off and do off outta there, or when you're drunk enough allows you to do your impression of Tigger to the wonderment of all.

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This beautiful hedge green dress coat ensemble, which will not only give yourself the ability to not have to rely upon those lazy coatroom assistants, but also gives you two methods of absconding from the area discreetly. Due to the gorgeous green tones, you have the ability to perfectly camouflage yourself in any of the UK's luscious green gardens and woodlands, giving yourself time to wait until the coast is clear before running to the nearest biker pub. If that is not your style, you can always use the wings to fly up high away. Now, it's entirely up to you if you fly away from the area or if you find a perch where you can throw things down at the guests you don't like.
 
May 16, 2024
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What??

No no nope no

Musical Chrissy is the most unproblematic creator who literally comes on here singing disney songs or does theme weeks think this week it's glinda

What is that piss stained alcoholic rub saying about her?

Cause I will throw hands
Is that who @ΛBЩΛ ᄃΛDΛBЩΛΉ mentioned last night? Because, seems a bit of a co-inky-dink if it is.

season 6 netflix GIF by Gilmore Girls
 

Ferritface

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What??

No no nope no

Musical Chrissy is the most unproblematic creator who literally comes on here singing disney songs or does theme weeks think this week it's glinda

What is that piss stained alcoholic rub saying about her?

Cause I will throw hands
EQ likes her and said the same as U about her. Then Angie was saying something about her singing but I couldn't make it out.
 
Apr 7, 2024
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I've had an intense search on Google, applying all my knowledge of Mother of the Bride current trends and traditional style, and I have come up with 2 options that will kill it.

1000026698.png
This gorgeous concertina number which doubles up as a pogo stick when you've had enough and want to up off and do off outta there, or when you're drunk enough allows you to do your impression of Tigger to the wonderment of all.

1000026699.png
This beautiful hedge green dress coat ensemble, which will not only give yourself the ability to not have to rely upon those lazy coatroom assistants, but also gives you two methods of absconding from the area discreetly. Due to the gorgeous green tones, you have the ability to perfectly camouflage yourself in any of the UK's luscious green gardens and woodlands, giving yourself time to wait until the coast is clear before running to the nearest biker pub. If that is not your style, you can always use the wings to fly up high away. Now, it's entirely up to you if you fly away from the area or if you find a perch where you can throw things down at the guests you don't like.
I actually love this, just don't like the bow tie on the back
 
May 16, 2024
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I actually love this, just don't like the bow tie on the back
Scissors?
Or would the whole dress fall apart?
It is Shein...

I do think it's not too awful, but I literally hate dresses with a passion so I don't know how to not be mean about them. Someone can look amazing but I can only utter "yeah, it's all right, I'm going to a cigarette". 🤷‍♂️🤣

aging crazy eyes GIF by Jacqueline Jing Lin
 
Apr 7, 2024
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cockermouth
Scissors?
Or would the whole dress fall apart?
It is Shein...

I do think it's not too awful, but I literally hate dresses with a passion so I don't know how to not be mean about them. Someone can look amazing but I can only utter "yeah, it's all right, I'm going to a cigarette". 🤷‍♂️🤣

aging crazy eyes GIF by Jacqueline Jing Lin
i live in Pjs I no fukal anyway, but my kids call me GI Jane coz am always in military green when I do go out or black