I don't actually know. I've barely been watching her lately. There's only so much of "I didn't know you liked coffee. I like coffee. I prefer coffee like this, but I've never tried it like that. Is it nice?" "Oh yes, it is, but I much prefer tea over coffee. I've never been much of a coffee drinker, but I've always loved a good cup of tea. PG Tips is my favourite." "Oh, is it? I prefer Yorkshire." "Oh Yorkshire is nice. Say, do you remember those adverts for Yorkshire tea?" "The ones with the chimps?" "No, that was for PG Tips. They had that bloke in them, he's well known. Oh, what's his name? It's on the tip of my to guess." "Well, what's he been in?" "He was in some war program. You know, about the old wars, Waterloo and the like." "Waterloo? The train station?" "Noooo, not the train station! The battle! The battle of Waterloo!" "Never heard of it." "Of course you have, you'd have learnt about it at school." "Oh I can't remember school - I've been asleep since then! And had 6 kids!" "Have you really?" "Of course! I go to sleep every night! Don't you?" "No, not that - 6 kids! Christ, you've been busy..." I can take before I want to cancel myself from this planet.
in the toilets
