Delusive angie @delusive_angie10

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Yo, remember that drunk, called Angie?
Didn't link her 'cause she had a lot of cheddar (What d'ya mean?)
When I say cheddar, I don't mean cash
I mean like cheese, Angie didn't have a bath
That's bullshit, you was like "Yeah I'd do it"
Yeah, before I found out she had a bucket
She's a proper sket man, she was going all flirty
I was like "Go and have a wash, you're dirty"

Remember that other girl? I think her name's also Angie
Yeah, 50 but looked about 80
Never had a job, she's never paid tax
I looked to the side and seen bare ear wax
She swung both arms, she didn't even like her catty
Yeah, bare man dave said that she took it up the batty
She was in it for the money, she was in it for the dosh
She went a full week and she didn't have a wash (Eurgh)
That’s fing brilliant 👏🏼 👏🏼 😂 😂 😭 🤣
 

Nolan 🎵

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I don't want to play with anyone anymore.
People are s.
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Witchy_woowoo

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In my cauldron
I had a dog whose back legs went.
This has depressed the do outta me.
I'm not leaving, but I'm bummed out
Brb or something. 🫶

My little spaniels went when she got to 18, honestly it broke me, but my girl never suffered in 18 years, and I wasn’t going to let her start. It’s so hard to see people neglect these babies xxx
 
Oct 6, 2024
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@Alan’s Big Plate she's been painting in the kitchen again, it's all over my FYP 😭
I was up all night with insomnia and watched her go over and over the same spot with green paint ‘yes Chelsea it’s so fresh this is brilliant’ I’m gonna start giving myself positive reinforcement like that too
 
Nov 28, 2023
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I think I was lacking attention. Thanks for topping it up for me.

Appreciate you all. You're a lovely bunch of fs. 🫶

No point wallowing, as it changes nothing. I think people reported that Daz? I hope so.
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I fell asleep early last night but saved this warm hug for you 🫶