Yo, remember that drunk, called Angie?
Didn't link her 'cause she had a lot of cheddar (
What d'ya mean?)
When I say cheddar, I don't mean cash
I mean like cheese, Angie didn't have a bath
That's bullshit, you was like "Yeah I'd do it"
Yeah, before I found out she had a bucket
She's a proper sket man, she was going all flirty
I was like "Go and have a wash, you're dirty"
Remember that other girl? I think her name's also Angie
Yeah, 50 but looked about 80
Never had a job, she's never paid tax
I looked to the side and seen bare ear wax
She swung both arms, she didn't even like her catty
Yeah, bare man dave said that she took it up the batty
She was in it for the money, she was in it for the dosh
She went a full week and she didn't have a wash (Eurgh)