Delusive angie @delusive_angie10

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I s you not, I've been married for 25 years and I've never farted in front of my other half, I'd literally die of embarrassment.
I remember one time he legged it into the bedroom and jumped in the bed but landed on my belly and the impact forced one out, I cried and couldn't look at him for 48hrs, I blame the way I was raised. 😭😭
See am to comfy in my own skin, but me an the kids think farts are hilarious, I have actually voicenoted a few thunderous ones to my grandson, it proper tickles him, dirty b aren't I 🤭
 

Medusa

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My nan used to go into the hallway to 'pop off' she always said it was rude doing it in front of people lol
My mam was the same, she would never let anyone hear her drop one she drummed it into us that it was uncouth and it wasn't lady like, (I'm the only one to take adter her) yet my dad was the complete opposite he would do it in front of anyone, my sisters took after him and I took after my mam.
 

Medusa

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See am to comfy in my own skin, but me an the kids think farts are hilarious, I have actually voicenoted a few thunderous ones to my grandson, it proper tickles him, dirty b aren't I 🤭
No you're not a dirty b at all, it's me that's the weird one because it's a natural bodily function, i just can't shake the way I was raised, I wish I was different but i can't help it.
 
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My mam was the same, she would never let anyone hear her drop one she drummed it into us that it was uncouth and it wasn't lady like, (I'm the only one to take adter her) yet my dad was the complete opposite he would do it in front of anyone, my sisters took after him and I took after my mam.
My mum used to blame the dog
 

Medusa

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Should go for it big style, cupcake him, he will be mortified
Absolutely not! 😱😱😱😱
I never forget when he took me to a hospital appointment and he let rip and it vibrated through the chairs, a lady looked at me in disgust grabbed her child hand and sat elsewhere. I was even saying "Oi pet it wasn't me" I was mortified and my hubby sat laughing, I was so close to storming off with heavy feet. 😭
 
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Now falling asleep with gum in her mouth.
I'm hope it get stuck in ya hair ..
Pissed up tramp
On that note off to get ready for work
Someone of us have real life's and work dam hard for our money ....
GOOD MORNING CC enjoy your day xxxx
Her rant was so pathetic haha Jack's chat and jack were encouraging a welfare check and her address was being spammed in there. Hope you have a good day at work x
 

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6am tiktok is wild

Lucy Rose (enough said)
some guy doing his weekly shop
someone using an electric foot file to remove the hardened cheese from their feet
and somebody having a rave in their bedroom

This Is Wild Fx Networks GIF by Cake FX
 
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Ah that’s amazing, it takes a special kind of person to form those professional connections, and to “get” the children they are supporting to reach their full potential at school 🥰🥰🥰
I didn't know that it's such a fight for parents/schools to get the funding needed for a child. How it also effects the class and teachers when there is no funding. She gets paid s 🥺 she was a manger at a nursery and SEN but gave it up due to her heart being with children with autism
 
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I hope everyone is OK after Angie being so disgusting about things last night. Joking about being pregnant and having cancer is disgusting. Hope Sheila goes away on holiday and someone puts her fing windows in!! My heart breaks for anyone that's been though or effected by cancer. I've held my children tight when they've been heart broken by news of cancer and we've lost loved ones. She doesn't know what love is, she's a fing t!! Not forgetting that she said that armed robbery is worse then a. A BIG do YOU ANGIE 🖕