ApologiesNo you’re not, at least be original!!
ApologiesNo you’re not, at least be original!!
Talk about guess who! I have it on good authority that Michelle is definitely in latex tonight, so stop with the fibsThat’s really original
No I’m Michelle but I’m not in my latex tonight so sorry if you don’t recognise me Sam!
She’s rocking back and forth on the sofa while gulping back handfuls of migraleveKK is quiet tonight wait for the kick off tomorrow
This is turning into quite an interesting uber order hahaNow I’m adding sugar puffs to my Uber order
On that note, just slicing some cucumber for my G&TGotta have a bit of garnish, make it all snazzy and feel like a posh alcy
Same I thought this, she lives in Canada now what time is it over there?Mum of 2 wasn’t it. I thought that too.
Just some metre long cleavage shots to get some attention and make her feel better.Just checked tik tok she's posted nothing exciting all dressed up
A fing chinook more like ...Not the air ambulance though. Lou might need it
Passion fruit vodka with cream soda and a cherry. Can this be our feral troll signature cocktail. We can call it the show downVodka and cream soda anyone? I was going to add a but I’m off them since KK used fake ones as an Only Flans prop
I REMEMBER THIS!!We fast forward a little more.. Dan tells you to go out for the evening, to let your hair down. Dan paid for you to go out, and had the kids. The same very night that you went out, KK ended up being kicked out and attacking a bouncer. You then like a huge ass baby, decided to walk home on your own, across a field. You was live, and many of us (myself included) begged you to get a taxi! I then sent you £30 by bank transfer to get home safely (you never got a taxi though did you, you walked home, got a huge take away, and decided to abuse poor Dan. Poor Dan was trying to help you sober up/calm down wasn’t he KK? And what did you do? Push him around the living room ripping his T-shirt that you couldn’t wait to tell me about the following morning!!!
So why stick around? Everyone else is having a laugh in between each trip down memory lane and then there’s you…Good? It's s we've heard before man.
Turn up to a bar and if we ordered this we’re part of the crew!Passion fruit vodka with cream soda and a cherry. Can this be our feral troll signature cocktail. We can call it the show down