Lou needs to add a fing brain cell to her wish list….absolute looney tune!
Lou @Lifewithloux
I don’t know if she still does, but at one point she had two hoovers (same hoover) on her wish list. Obvs one will be going with Ste to the new house.
Lous biggest lies list has just got longer. The surprise pregnancy that she knew about, the fake suicide and resurrection then tears when it didn't get laughed off, and now the heartwarming fairy tale about the rabid dog that attacked the superhero ste who was protecting the fair maiden, Lou. The nice policeman took it away and told it not to be naughty and rabid anymore, then it was adopted (oh, like alfie) and they get updates (like alfie) and it's all completely true.
If you've enjoyed this story, please pick summink of ma wish list wot is full of essentials only.
Ste the hero has been given a cottage in the country with roses around the door, and I'm sure lou will get updates about his adventures now he's all cured.
If you've enjoyed this story, please pick summink of ma wish list wot is full of essentials only.
Ste the hero has been given a cottage in the country with roses around the door, and I'm sure lou will get updates about his adventures now he's all cured.
I find it strange that she can't get to the hospital but says she'll take the bus to Ste's
Because she chats absolute se
The one of his arm looked like a slice to me from aNever in a million years are those cuts from a savage dog
that's a lot believable 
Ste will give her more drugs than the hospital will.
Pupdates?? Wtf has she sponsored a blind dog or summit
Haha when she just said “when or if ste gets his COL payment” love you had that & spunked it all the very same day, fing pair of twats!
It’s like watching 2 pre pubescent kids playing happy (or not so happy) families
Do they have learning difficulties or have drugs just fed with the 1 brain cell they were born with? Like I’m not throwing shade at LD at all just genuinely interested & confused as to what went so horribly wrong!
It’s like watching 2 pre pubescent kids playing happy (or not so happy) families
Do they have learning difficulties or have drugs just fed with the 1 brain cell they were born with? Like I’m not throwing shade at LD at all just genuinely interested & confused as to what went so horribly wrong!
Because she's worried about him slipping up & saying something he shouldn't like earlier "all we do is eat & sleep" oh that's funny because I thought they was always starving & she struggles to sleep, slip up by McScubaSte
Thanks for the choc choc Hannah. (Lou)
Hey @Ste’s Shampoo your be getting a new friend soon as Lou's putting conditioner on her wish list, you will be complete
My sister has learning difficulties and is a lot more intelligent than these amoebas
This had me cryingListening to that dog story had me thinking I'd taken some drugs myself.
How nice of the police to take the pup to a cell, train it up and then send it to a nice family who can send "pupdates" to the people it attacked. A lovely story with such a happy ending
Why can’t steminem eat with his mouth shut. So gross 
Watching Ste eat that sweet makes me want to rip my own eyes out I didn't have the sound up but it looks fing grim even without a disgusting mouth noise to go with it. Close your damn mouth!!
I didn't have the sound up but it looks fing grim even without a disgusting mouth noise to go with it. Close your damn mouth!!
Just posted the same, it's so grim isn't itWhy can’t steminem eat with his mouth shut. So gross
I knew there would be a Lou thread somewhere, it just took me a while to find it.