You would have to be drugged up to go with it
Lou @Lifewithloux
fs sake I start work in 4 minutes. Steeeeeee steeeeeee where art thou steeeeeeeee
Gutted to have woken up to no stories
Same I was well looking forward to lou in the wild, was expecting proper bear grills behaviour
I might actually get into work on time this morning as no stories to catch up on 
Ffs, he's just curdled my coffee
Christ lads someone send her £30 for credit, me nerves can’t take it!!
STEEEEEEEEEEE
STEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
STEEEEEEEEEEE
STEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
She did say a few days ago her credit would run out soon, so no more wish lists begging for lou for now
She used to be exactly the same with the WiFi, direct debit bouncing, her calculating how long till they cut her off, then surprised when it was immediate. Same with amazon, oh they'll take the money in a few days, then beggy tears when it was immediate.
I'm wondering whether she's going to come back buzzing with new amazon packages like nothing happened or just treat us to a live straight from a crack den
From someone who has just been made redundant and put on paid leave for two weeks. Lou I would personally like to thank you for your service to insta entertainment! Your stories and this tread are keeping me going
She will be back once her data reloads acting as if #museumpoo and #stetheparrot never happened. Imagine your just getting home from work and that baghead is bumbling down the street doing her best Chaneeeellllll impression. She has no shame whatsoever.
Well…. Quietest I’ve seen the ‘gram for a while
It’s like a tumbleweed moment……
It’s like a tumbleweed moment……
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I can't unsee her "mate" when I look at himDid you see her best friend aka Feminem briefly visited her during those stories? Her wig must have been in the dry cleaners so had to wear a bally for the gram
I’m going with the fake tears and her telling us she’s in recovery.
Could this quiet mean The fake Suicide part 2?
At first I thought maybe sugaa mamaa had put them up in premmi inn for the night.
But then I was like nahhhh she wouldnt be able to help herself and would be on the gram acting like she’s staying at the ritz
But then I was like nahhhh she wouldnt be able to help herself and would be on the gram acting like she’s staying at the ritz
Bit of history.
I used to know Lou, back in the days when she was at Uni. She was never particularly bright, and always wanted to be the center of attention, but overall she was reasonably nice to be around. Usual teenage stuff - house parties, fair amount of weed, occasional MDMA, but nothing too heavy. Then came the legal highs.
Redcar is a deprived area with nothing to do, significant poverty and it got instantly hit with incredibly cheap drugs, mainly through a few enterprising idiots who knew how to use the internet (a genuinely rare skill at that time and in that area) and had somewhere to have the drugs ordered to. The town got worse, fast - think how manchester had the "spice zombies" issue, but nobody gave a s, because it's a crap former industrial seaside town. Not a unique story, nothing being done about it.
Channel 4 showed up and made a documentary about this crowd - "legally high", I'll see if I can find a copy. It's exploitative as hell, and yes, they were paying for people to party to get footage (i.e. indirectly funding the drug habit), but it gives a bit of context/footage of the time. Primary focus of the doc was Stephen Baxter, who started out rebranding legal highs as "Baxtercaine" to supply to teens, and then eventually moved on to heroin. He's dead now (Call centre worker died just weeks after completing heroin detox), and won't be missed by many. Lou's in the background of a few shots of the documentary but wasn't heavily featured.
I can't really speak for James/Jabba. He honestly seemed nice enough when I met him, but plenty of people are nice in public and another behind closed doors.
Steminem has always been a reptile since day 1 though - literally robbing grannies when needed. He's a scourge on the town, frequently begging outside shops and known for assaulting/robbing friends, family, and anyone within a 5m radius of him.
I'm shamed to admit I got taken in by Lou's lies at one point, when she was in the hostel - to the point of paying for a morrisons veg box, and some food/hygiene essentials, where all she had to do was show up to the store and pick it up. It will not surprise you to know that she didn't show up.
There's a whole crowd of people with similar stories in that area, now completely destroyed - it's just Lou has combined that with a desire to internet famous. It's quite the show.
I used to know Lou, back in the days when she was at Uni. She was never particularly bright, and always wanted to be the center of attention, but overall she was reasonably nice to be around. Usual teenage stuff - house parties, fair amount of weed, occasional MDMA, but nothing too heavy. Then came the legal highs.
Redcar is a deprived area with nothing to do, significant poverty and it got instantly hit with incredibly cheap drugs, mainly through a few enterprising idiots who knew how to use the internet (a genuinely rare skill at that time and in that area) and had somewhere to have the drugs ordered to. The town got worse, fast - think how manchester had the "spice zombies" issue, but nobody gave a s, because it's a crap former industrial seaside town. Not a unique story, nothing being done about it.
Channel 4 showed up and made a documentary about this crowd - "legally high", I'll see if I can find a copy. It's exploitative as hell, and yes, they were paying for people to party to get footage (i.e. indirectly funding the drug habit), but it gives a bit of context/footage of the time. Primary focus of the doc was Stephen Baxter, who started out rebranding legal highs as "Baxtercaine" to supply to teens, and then eventually moved on to heroin. He's dead now (Call centre worker died just weeks after completing heroin detox), and won't be missed by many. Lou's in the background of a few shots of the documentary but wasn't heavily featured.
I can't really speak for James/Jabba. He honestly seemed nice enough when I met him, but plenty of people are nice in public and another behind closed doors.
Steminem has always been a reptile since day 1 though - literally robbing grannies when needed. He's a scourge on the town, frequently begging outside shops and known for assaulting/robbing friends, family, and anyone within a 5m radius of him.
I'm shamed to admit I got taken in by Lou's lies at one point, when she was in the hostel - to the point of paying for a morrisons veg box, and some food/hygiene essentials, where all she had to do was show up to the store and pick it up. It will not surprise you to know that she didn't show up.
There's a whole crowd of people with similar stories in that area, now completely destroyed - it's just Lou has combined that with a desire to internet famous. It's quite the show.
The suspense is killing me, in jiggly whores words I’M OBSESSED ! Come on Lou FFS we need our daily fix too!
! Come on Lou FFS we need our daily fix too!
She’s back! Straight on the beg