Lou @Lifewithloux

LousNewKettle · May 28, 2023

mankyminky said:
All this talk of Lou's teeth made me remember a while ago she said something like her sister was born with too many teeth and she was born with not enough please tell me I haven't imagined this

The sister she now tells us she doesn’t have? When Bethany was talking about her she said “I don’t even have a sister” - oh dear, Lou!

There is absolutely ZERO need for that toenail, it’s absolutely fing disgusting. No wonder she’s walking funny

imagine the noise if she walks on laminate she must sound like a dog with claws

DWP_Sanction_office · May 28, 2023

Seeing those toenails with a hangover has nearly finished me off

100% no fing need Christ almighty
Edited to add, YOUR GAMMY ANKLE IS NOT A&E WORTHY. I won’t even dignify the ambulance thing with a reply because lol wtf. Put some ice on it, take an ibuprofen, strap it up, go to your GP when it opens again. That’s it. But you won’t because your GP would rather s in his/her hands and clap than give you codeine. The hospital might give you a strip of them just to get you to do off. There’s a reason no one will give you a lift. We literally watched you walk to asda you filthy fing junkie. Wash yourself, cut your toenails and do OFF.

ohgoodgrief · May 28, 2023

Skank N Wank said:
Am I right in thinking she doesn't have to get methadone until Tuesday meaning she can take codeine today and tomorrow and it'll be out of her system within 48 hours just incase they piss test her again

The pharmacist won’t test her when she goes to collect, her drug worker and prescriber are the people who test her. So no, she won’t get tested Tuesday by the pharmacist. And if she’s only just been changed to twice weekly collections then chances are she won’t get tested for a few weeks, unless something crops up before then.

AvGotBadPsychosis · May 28, 2023

I haven’t caught up with comments or all the stories yet… but she’s just said she doesn’t want to waste the nhs time or the money she puts towards it

Temu Tat Haul · May 28, 2023

TangoTwinkleTwat said:
I haven’t caught up with comments or all the stories yet… but she’s just said she doesn’t want to waste the nhs time or the money she puts towards it

Lou has already taken out far more than she will ever put in

KK the walking STI · May 28, 2023

Bogwoppit said:
No. I remember this

As for jobs (in the twinkle t version) , I remember her saying when she was a uni, or around that time, she worked in a call centre selling photoshoots, and she was also a nightclub photographer… 🫠

Yet she says she hasn't got a sister

she so full of s

OnlouFans · May 28, 2023

TangoTwinkleTwat said:
I haven’t caught up with comments or all the stories yet… but she’s just said she doesn’t want to waste the nhs time or the money she puts towards it

I have a theory, that when she wakes up with the taste of cracky wack in her mouth, and the house is turned upside down after she remembers spending all day working hard and cleaning it, when she looks in her precious bag and finds her cost of living reward has gone, she assumes the NHS fairies came and took it.

♡Aww Fankoo Cawol♡ · May 28, 2023

mankyminky said:
All this talk of Lou's teeth made me remember a while ago she said something like her sister was born with too many teeth and she was born with not enough please tell me I haven't imagined this

Yeah, she said it.
She also then denied she has a sister....

Yammyssubstanceaddiction · May 28, 2023

mankyminky said:
All this talk of Lou's teeth made me remember a while ago she said something like her sister was born with too many teeth and she was born with not enough please tell me I haven't imagined this

I was born with not enough teeth. My mum ensured that as soon as I was old enough (11) I had braces and then was fitted with a bridge to fill the remaining gap - like a good parent would do. Another reason I think her mum is a useless t

Life_of_Lou_Skaghead_too · May 28, 2023

Liesunfolded said:
What. The. do
View attachment RPReplay_Final1685220918.mp4

Yeah I’m fully jealous of Lou and Ste

Life_of_Lou_Skaghead_too · May 28, 2023

HereSippingtea said:
I thought with Lou’s birthday month coming up, we could all pool together and get her some gifts…
A new ankle
A toenail clipper to go with said foot
An audition for ste on BGT for his rare talent (Wapping)
Oh sorry I forgot a taxi for the ankle replacement!
And a reminder of the non taxes she pays to the NHS that are wasting money wanting to send a helicopter if they could to rescue her for her fat ankle.
No need to remind anyone she is the only one + steminem wasting tax payers money and then some. Feel free to add on to the bday list.

Some dignity and self respect

greentrousers · May 28, 2023

DWP_Sanction_office said:
Seeing those toenails with a hangover has nearly finished me off 100% no fing need Christ almighty
Edited to add, YOUR GAMMY ANKLE IS NOT A&E WORTHY. I won’t even dignify the ambulance thing with a reply because lol wtf. Put some ice on it, take an ibuprofen, strap it up, go to your GP when it opens again. That’s it. But you won’t because your GP would rather s in his/her hands and clap than give you codeine. The hospital might give you a strip of them just to get you to do off. There’s a reason no one will give you a lift. We literally watched you walk to asda you filthy fing junkie. Wash yourself, cut your toenails and do OFF.

I wish the real DWP sanction office spoke to her like this

Polly · May 28, 2023

I've only watched Lou since the Hinch book/hole in her shoe season. Has she always spoke like she's had a lobotomy? When she's trying to talk it's just like word salad half the time.

DWP_Sanction_office · May 28, 2023

Polly said:
I've only watched Lou since the Hinch book/hole in her shoe season. Has she always spoke like she's had a lobotomy? When she's trying to talk it's just like word salad half the time.

She’s always been thick (fick) but no, she was coherent and able to follow a train of thought. If you scroll back on her account you’ll see how much she’s changed. Should be shown in schools as an anti drug ad lol.

Not an OF star · May 28, 2023

lous-friend-thats-not-Ste said:
Not Lou trying to blame STEEEEEEs crackhead behaviour on ADHD 🫠

I have ADHD diagnosed later in life and this is really pisses me off. Oh Lou I’m also a senior manager in one of the largest NHS trusts in the country (won’t say exactly what or where) so do off blaming fish behaviour on adhd.
fing smackheads draining on society as a whole never mind the nhs

SteAlive???? · May 28, 2023

Polly said:
I've only watched Lou since the Hinch book/hole in her shoe season. Has she always spoke like she's had a lobotomy? When she's trying to talk it's just like word salad half the time.

The way she says laptop makes my arsehole quiver in disgust.

greentrousers · May 28, 2023

SteAlive???? said:
The way she says laptop makes my arsehole quiver in disgust.

"Ma lat-top"

Mashed tuna pasta · May 28, 2023

She's very quiet again. Taking bets she's been airlifted to hospital with her dodgy ankle

Pearl clutcher · May 28, 2023

Skank N Wank said:
She's very quiet again. Taking bets she's been airlifted to hospital with her dodgy ankle

She was told last time, physio, so the idiot knows what she needs to do, and that it isn't a serious hospital matter. They're both so weak and pathetic, get a grip ffs, stop being so childish selfish stupid. Aaarrrggghhh!

Lou’s museum poo · May 28, 2023

Maybe she’s having that baby she didn’t know she was having

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