That has to be up there with the best likenesses I have ever read in my entire life. fing hilarious!
Lou @Lifewithloux
Howcome she can speak clearly and with meaning to the people in the shops, yet when it comes to lives on her own she can’t string a sentence together. If she has a LD as she says, it wouldn’t switch itself on and off dependent on situations!
What's she crying for? She's not 5 plus she'll have forgiven him by lunch. Also she knew he would leave. Why buy more than she can carry? And that language in a shop where other children are?! Not even quiet. Wtf?!
That £40 tracksuit, robbed 
Why are people wasting their time and energy telling her to get rid of him. It's falling on deaf ears with her and always will until she herself comes to her senses.. If ever 
A is for Alfie should have come first
B is for benefit fraud
C is for Carol's funding has ceased
She wouldn't leave him today anyway, it's payday. They'll be rocking and dribbling tonight!
M is for methadone N is for nicotine O is for opiates
I’m like 99% sure the “me” on tiktok who seems to have some sort of saviour complex/fetish for dictating smackheads into cleaning their houses is the same person as “rosie_posy_pudding” on Instagram.. they speak in the same way and both have black cats as their profile pics
surely her enablers (besides carol) are starting to see through this?!As if she spent £30 on fake nails and posters and completely useless se and still didn’t buy a fing cheese grater
And the only reason she likes TT over Instagram is because they're not wise to her yet!
Has anyone told Alma/whoever that Lou doxxed Alfies new mum.
The tracksuit for Alfie was £65 it was just the top that was £40. Outrageous to say she was begging for 30quid for cigs the other day and has blu tac on her wish list. Definitely giro day for them 2, budgeted my arse. They'll have spent it all before the day is out. Ste will be in the bookies right now and it'll be gone while Lou cries hovering outside shouting STEEEEEEEE
She says her bank gave her £20. How do I get my bank to give it to me?
P is for patchy tan
Q is for Quieten down my music? No
R is for “Right guyz”
She's really sounding convincing that Alfie is staying with her at the weekend, so l can't wait to see what happens....Or, is she just saying it to wind people up?!