I'll be very disappointed if someone's account isn't called graveyard anal by tonight.
Can't imagine casually sharing the stuff they do, amazing.Lou @Lifewithloux
Can't imagine casually sharing the stuff they do, amazing.
He was like an open book on that live wasn’t he.I'll be very disappointed if someone's account isn't called graveyard anal by tonight.
I never needed to hear that he can only stay hard for 3 seconds or that he ploughed Lou so hard she couldn’t walk straight for days (pre methadone)
Already got the bag of green but I'll swap the Evian for MonsterCreamy Evian & a bag of green for you
Either he didn't slip in, he shoved it in, or he didn't shag her so hard she couldn't walk. It doesn't make sense, like most of their stories.He was like an open book on that live wasn’t he.
I never needed to hear that he can only stay hard for 3 seconds or that he ploughed Lou so hard she couldn’t walk straight for days (pre methadone)
Wonder if she tried claiming pip for the accidental butt fing 
Trying on my new name
To be fair lou does a few steps and needs a lie down. A shag would likely out her out for days on end
Bet Miss Marvels glad she sent Lou £20 towards food shopping, she's obviously used her own money on weed cuz she'd got a spliff on Stes live
Leave me out of this!Jesus Christ on a bike & Mary in the basket
If anyone “slips” into anyone’s bum hole then serious questions need to be asked about the bum hole !!
Decided to change my name!
Just wanted to share my news... I've been promoted!!
Just returned from my therapy session after Ste announced he broke Lou after a shag sesh. I'm not OK.
Rumours has it she bashed her eye on old Doris who died 1881 RIP
Lmfaoooo
Thinking practically here, he could chuck a plate of pasta straight onto her bed, do her up the bum while she's got her head in it like a pig. Time and motion. Give her more time to tidy up and organise. Hahahaha feel ill.
You guys are hilarious
I predict that the terrible two will be scrapping by tonight
I predict that the terrible two will be scrapping by tonight
Happy birthday it’s mine today too would be great eh lolIt’s my birthday today and I’d really love for them to provide the entertainment
What a terrible day to be literate.