mjbyrnex - Mel

BullshitDetector · Monday at 8:24 PM

Saying It As It Is said:
Just went onto her live. Its all new people on her lives apart from 1 or 2 diehards. She loves answering the same old questions. Her house looks like an explosion in a pound shop, so tacky and cheap She said instead of properly decorating that stripped lounge wall for Christmas they might stick wrapping paper on it

Fcuk off.... She's going put wrapping paper on her living room wall instead of plaster & wallpaper

Is she married to a man or a mouse?

I'd have that old plaster all knocked off ready for a plasterer to skim the wall ASAP. Too busy spending their cash on vaping & boozing to pay a plasterer to skim 1 wall. Imagine inviting loads of people for Christmas with no carpet & no wallpaper to greet them but a fcuk ton of tinsel & wrapping paper on the walls & a load of cheap tree lights from china

ComputerSaysNo · Monday at 8:44 PM

BullshitDetector said:
It wer wen I wer peeling potatoes I realised I'm a grifting tw@t

There could be so many!

I think we should set it to music. George Formby's "When I'm Cleaning Windows" springs to mind.

"When I'm peeling tatas" by Melvyn and the Melodrams

SandyToes · Tuesday at 12:07 AM

Had a lovely weekend away in the Lakes so haven't looked at TikTok for a few days. What's with the fake crying

Then there's her santas £1 shop grotto in her cat pissy house

What an abomination!
My husband is an electrician & he wouldn't allow any Christmas lights from china in our house as he's seen sooooo many dangerous ones when he's working in people's houses on other jobs. If he sees the dodgy LED lights he tells people so they are aware of the risk in their houses. Risks include the lights not meeting the Electrical Equipment (Safety) Regulations? The lights risking owners getting electric shocks and lights which are a big fire risk. If I showed him Mel's house he'd be twitching with anxiety as she's probably got her dodgy lights second hand from the charity shops or the tip shop that she goes to

From the amount of crap christmas lights she's got maybe she's trying to burn down the Byrne house so she can get it all done up for free on the house insurance! Wouldn't put anything past her as they spend too much on crap to save up to do their house up the proper way and we all know how good a liar Mel is!

Saying It As It Is · Tuesday at 6:50 PM

Melissa Byrnes POVs aren't just any old POVs, they are Drama Therapy

Despite not been happening with a drama therapist, in a safe setting, they are just Mel gobbing off to make her mother look inferior and herself to look superior.
Despite professional drama therapists requiring a master's degree in drama therapy and to be accredited by the HCPC, narcissistic Mel and her grandiose thinking thinks her POVs are drama therapy

I work for a bank but I might try sitting down, pretending to call out my ex relative in my front room without any professional guidance, and maybe I can put drama therapist on my CV to make myself appear a bit more creative

flipfloppy23 · Tuesday at 7:37 PM

I swear she’s getting uglier

GossipGal · Tuesday at 7:52 PM

flipfloppy23 said:
I swear she’s getting uglier

It's all that dwelling on her past & ruminating, it's so unhealthy to dwell on your past all the time, shes physically changed so much in just a year!

ComputerSaysNo · Tuesday at 11:10 PM

My God, Melvyn's content is getting staler than a curly edged cheese butty.
She's just regurgitating old content now.
She could branch out in so many different directions to showcase her now wonderful negative-free life but she clearly can't be arsed.
She just prefers to keep chewing over the remnants of the crumbs of her previous life.
As you do, when you're so wondrously blissfully happy

CalmDownSid · Tuesday at 11:19 PM

I was thinking about Sid wallpapering her wall with wrapping paper because they cannot afford to get it sorted properly apparently. So shag bandit inherited some money, they used some of it to buy an old house with and the rest they used to get married with it, even though their marriage was a quick registry office one and it was the party in the woods that probably cost 10k a few days after they got married officially? So they bought a house in need of work doing on it then blew their budget on a party days after they'd actually got married and left themselves with no money? Style over substance or what! Guess that's why she's selling her soul to TikTok three times a day to earn a few quid

I just had to have a new boiler fitted and my radiator system power flushed and we haven't got much change out of 6k, I'm guessing Mel doesn't have any emergency money for when she needs a new roof, or a new boiler or even just a wall plastering!

She said on her live the other day she's inviting something like 19 people over for Christmas Day

she can afford to host Christmas but cannot afford to get a wall plastered?

ComputerSaysNo · Tuesday at 11:56 PM

CalmDownSid said:
I was thinking about Sid wallpapering her wall with wrapping paper because they cannot afford to get it sorted properly apparently. So shag bandit inherited some money, they used some of it to buy an old house with and the rest they used to get married with it, even though their marriage was a quick registry office one and it was the party in the woods that probably cost 10k a few days after they got married officially? So they bought a house in need of work doing on it then blew their budget on a party days after they'd actually got married and left themselves with no money? Style over substance or what! Guess that's why she's selling her soul to TikTok three times a day to earn a few quid I just had to have a new boiler fitted and my radiator system power flushed and we haven't got much change out of 6k, I'm guessing Mel doesn't have any emergency money for when she needs a new roof, or a new boiler or even just a wall plastering! She said on her live the other day she's inviting something like 19 people over for Christmas Day she can afford to host Christmas but cannot afford to get a wall plastered?

It's pure lazyitis.
They bought a home plastering kit on one of their tat shop visits so Dopey Andrew could do it himself.
They've started a job and then simply downed tools because they can't be arsed.
They seem to have zero pride in where they live.
Even if money is tight, I'd contact the local college and see if there are any apprentice plasterers who need experience instead of sitting in a room that looked like a squat night after night.

Saying It As It Is · Wednesday at 9:35 AM

Mels Morning Moan.
Weather moan, Aircon moan, Clothes moan, Dry skin moan, Imaginary illness moan, Moan about leaving the house moan, Lack of money moan....
I cannot imagine living or working with someone who's always so negative! Mel spreads such negativity & she revels in having such a bleak outlook on life, she is toxic! No wonder she has no friends around her! Who'd want to listen to Mel moan & live in the past all the time

ComputerSaysNo · Wednesday at 9:50 AM

Ooh it's Workday Wednesday so we've got heaps to look forward to today!

We've just been treated to her Morning Thoughts - also known as 'nothing to say so will talk s for a minute' and I'm really looking forward to another rivetting 'day in the life' as Melvyn tries to look as though she's living her best life on the side of an industrial estate.

Her anxiety started again yesterday - what a shock!

Then again, I'd hate to be forced to work somewhere where I know everyone can't stand me although some may say she's brought it on herself.
I'm really not sure why she has to drive with the windows down. Turn the heater down maybe, and if that doesn't work take your car back to the garage because something's not working properly. Or is it a much simpler case of she's hungover from last night and hopes a freezing cold stream of air will blow away the alcohol fumes?

JailHouseDaddyDave · Wednesday at 2:33 PM

Saying It As It Is said:
Mels Morning Moan.
Weather moan, Aircon moan, Clothes moan, Dry skin moan, Imaginary illness moan, Moan about leaving the house moan, Lack of money moan....
I cannot imagine living or working with someone who's always so negative! Mel spreads such negativity & she revels in having such a bleak outlook on life, she is toxic! No wonder she has no friends around her! Who'd want to listen to Mel moan & live in the past all the time

Yeah i couldn't be doing with that now to be honest. It sounds like absolute hell. To have to put up with her and her nonsense especially on a daily basis would be the stuff of nightmares. She needs to get a grip before she destroys herself. She's what? 30? She has a whole life ahead of her that she could live. Get off the drink, stop the take aways, get rid of her husband who clearly doesn't respect her, get off tiktok, go to actual therapy and try and build or even rebuild relationships where possible. She's another classic case of someone destroying themselves for social media, for fame and a celebrity status they will never get and actually don't deserve anyway. Hope it's worth it mell when you need a liver transplant at the age of 30 something because of the drinking and have other illnesses.

JailHouseDaddyDave · Wednesday at 2:40 PM

ComputerSaysNo said:
Ooh it's Workday Wednesday so we've got heaps to look forward to today!
We've just been treated to her Morning Thoughts - also known as 'nothing to say so will talk s for a minute' and I'm really looking forward to another rivetting 'day in the life' as Melvyn tries to look as though she's living her best life on the side of an industrial estate.
Her anxiety started again yesterday - what a shock! Then again, I'd hate to be forced to work somewhere where I know everyone can't stand me although some may say she's brought it on herself.
I'm really not sure why she has to drive with the windows down. Turn the heater down maybe, and if that doesn't work take your car back to the garage because something's not working properly. Or is it a much simpler case of she's hungover from last night and hopes a freezing cold stream of air will blow away the alcohol fumes?

I'm going with she was hungover. I think she is hungover every day but i can't be sure.

GossipGal · Wednesday at 4:26 PM

Her all or nothing life is crazy, today's TikTok switches from moany moaner to she's so happy and loved up

People who are happy or in love don't repeatedly need to tell the world they are happy or in love

I genuinely don't believe a word that comes out of her miserable mouth.

BullshitDetector · Wednesday at 4:53 PM

Just cos you post a message from your stupid husband doesn't mean you're not a gay woman in the closet Mel

IYKYK

ComputerSaysNo · Wednesday at 6:08 PM

She's trying to say that he's not seen a TikTok of hers for the last few weeks and is only just catching up??

CustardCream · Wednesday at 6:12 PM

I was just making some food & I was thinking about the weekly McDonald's Mel buys, plus the vapes for two, plus daily beers for two. All that money spent on slowly killing themselves then see goes on Tik Tok saying she has health anxiety! Then she says she cannot afford to plaster & wallpaper one wall. She's a walking contradiction.

CustardCream · Wednesday at 6:30 PM

The latest Tiktok where she says she fears her husband is going to abandon her like her family abandoned her, then she realises she's not like the internet descriptors she's read & copied so she slots in, not that my family abandoned me, I abandoned them

Whoops!

She just reads online articles about trauma & makes her childhood fit them, she's such a pathetic lump of uselessness!

ComputerSaysNo · Wednesday at 6:45 PM

CustardCream said:
The latest Tiktok where she says she fears her husband is going to abandon her like her family abandoned her, then she realises she's not like the internet descriptors she's read & copied so she slots in, not that my family abandoned me, I abandoned them
Whoops! She just reads online articles about trauma & makes her childhood fit them, she's such a pathetic lump of uselessness!

That's exactly why I don't bother watching her POVs anymore because I think they're complete fabrications to fit examples that she's read about online.
Dopey Andrew can't help himself when it comes to other women and Melvyn knows that. Hence her insecurity and her need to regularly broadcast to the world that HE LOVES HER

The forced kisses and sickening declarations are all for show.
The Dope would, and could, walk away whenever he likes but he knows Melvyn will start talking about bridges again..

Missy · Wednesday at 7:20 PM

JailHouseDaddyDave said:
Exactly, i honestly don't know how they do it. I'm by no means the perfect eater but i could never eat how and what they eat, i would be floored. Drinking every day, i couldn't think of anything worse. They are both a pair of narcs as well. In fact they are so similar it's not funny.

They are starting to look so alike too

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