Sevda.Ela @sevda.ela

That Jack-a-fing-nory about losing her phone. I'll break it down very quickly.
She lost her phone in the park.
Didn't know Sedat's number to track it (only knows her parents number that's nice isn't it. He really doesn't matter does he? Couldn't call them as they're on their way home from Vegas. How fing pathetic can you get?)
They looked round a bit
Melissa rang Lisa to tell Sedat
They tracked it through his phone.
They found the phone.

That's it.

Sevda seriously shut the do up. You lost your phone. You put your phone in a pocket with no zip and it dropped. Nothing to do with evil eye or nazar. Who do you think you are exactly? Thinking you're that special that anything that goes slightly wrong means someone's jealous eye has done it. fing humble yourself. And comb that fing hair you mess.

i’m so glad she lost her phone for an hour, she must have been genuinely sick and shaking that she couldn’t go on it totally addicted. god help those around her. she really just waffled on in that video - b can’t even tell a story properly.

sixtiesbabe said:

i’m so glad she lost her phone for an hour, she must have been genuinely sick and shaking that she couldn’t go on it totally addicted. god help those around her. she really just waffled on in that video - b can’t even tell a story properly.

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She probably almost vomited thinking about how she wouldn’t be able to upload her eat with me tonight we’ll be reading about the public meltdown on the Stevenage news tomorrow.
“Crazed woman scares children and adults alike as she runs around park screaming bloody murder after losing her phone”

quirkybiscoff123 said:

She probably almost vomited thinking about how she wouldn’t be able to upload her eat with me tonight we’ll be reading about the public meltdown on the Stevenage news tomorrow.
“Crazed woman scares children and adults alike as she runs around park screaming bloody murder after losing her phone”

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She'll have insisted that Sedat handed his phone over so she can record

hortonhearsawho said:

She'll have insisted that Sedat handed his phone over so she can record

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Or used Ela’s iPad

These two posts on tattle have me pissing myself

Karmas a b, pity her phone wasn't lost for longer, can you imagine the panic

Sevda, there is NO EVIL EYE OR NAZAR on you darling, you have absolutely nothing that anyone would be jealous of

No one looks at you and thinks ‘wow that’s amazing, I love that, I want that, wow wow wow’. Absolutely no fing person AT ALL!!

Get your head out of your ass and go be a parent to your daughter.

Nazar my arse!

I am off out for dinner tonight (not unusual for us) but if i got my phone out and started filming myself eating and talking to strangers on the internet whilst hubby sat opposite he would swipe the phone off the table!! (and we would most probably get banned from the place we are going )

woofyman said:

I am off out for dinner tonight (not unusual for us) but if i got my phone out and started filming myself eating and talking to strangers on the internet whilst hubby sat opposite he would swipe the phone off the table!! (and we would most probably get banned from the place we are going )

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If someone took their phone out and started recording themselves eating, I’d assume they were mental

Oh but I thought she never showed Ela?

Wow, it says a LOT that she doesn’t know Sedat’s number!! That’s actually insane to me.

“ristorOnte” pizza

it’s literally ristorante. the A is right fing there.

dolt

Her parents are on their flight back from "LOS" Vegas?

Hairy tits has got his E. coli takeaway tonight

She’d probably not be too bothered if she lost Ela for 30mins but her phone? The world came to an end for her.

We all know the burnt pizza will be eaten by Sedat

hortonhearsawho said:

We all know the burnt pizza will be eaten by Sedat

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She's just outright evil. Does she not know what a timer does? I don't believe a word she says. Too busy with the boys...

Efficient_Finance222 said:

Who chews like this

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Camels.

meganfickfighs said:

That fakeaway video. Yuck. She’s getting even more carefree and doesn’t give a do about how she eats on camera. Now you can see her food in her mouth when she pokes her tongue out.

At Ewa’s is saying the chips are fwesh. What in the actual do? And she’s making sex noises like her mother.

Absolutely vile.

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That absolutely kills me. It kills me that her own mother doesn’t tell her not to make them noises! It’s vile. Perverts will be having a field day and that hurts my heart! Knocks me sick it does.