The SPF(special pish force) police forces have turned up to the wrong event n lifed Cherine by accident she is now in cell block H making a toastie on her new toastie maker ..footage was released earlier today from her Cell. Cherine is now been charged with blowing up a air fryer in pip palace n pishing all over the kitchen flare while zzz list Wannabe, n never will be Pleb oh I mean Cell..eb was out of town AGAIN . Bail is set at 19.99 n a mattress topper for Cherines release ..she commented saying Vav set her up she was only over to clean oot the pish fae the hot pod as arranged n stated she found new love in prison big Sheena fae Wishaw
Aw my days ! I've bloody missed your humour . I always laugh out loud reading your context . Special Pish Force . I'll say that to my son who's hopefully heading for a career eventually in the special forces from being in the army . What a fkn riot you are !