I could drive an automatic Merc roadster up a hill in snow and ice, you just have to coax it gently. Bit like getting a man to do somethingShe’s always flexing about her merc now Mercedes are snaw Vangelina, yours is s, you and Iggy pop are s drivers, mines is a bloody beast
I love wee Merci for now
She’s likes to flash the cash implying she’s loaded so she could have hired a recovery truck.She can’t get out to get them apparentlyjust a thought
Guuuuyyyyzzzzz I’m saving for a house. Oh did I mention I’ve got some lives coming up? Proceeds to spend £10k on new tits and now says she’s buying a new car because of a bit of snow. How did she manage last winter with the same carAny old excuse , eh . So predictable , she has to convince herself or get validation through her huns . Yeah , that warrants getting a new car because she can't drive it or get winter tyres .Your helicopter comment ain't funny and we're not haters , we're truth tellers .
She can’t drive, never mind in the snow so even if she got a 4x4 she’s a s driver in normal weather.
Because she’s a narcissist, she doesn’t care about anyone else. Why her huns don’t see it is a conundrum
Who’s giving that as a gift? “Gift tag - “I saw this and thought of you”
I do love a sarcastic gift. I tormented my mum with Daniel O'Donnell calenders and CDs for years at Xmas because when she worked with the elderly, she decided she liked him. So she took me to see him when I was about 11 years old, made me take a rose upto him!! So yeah as a joke I'd probably gift it as a joke. I would also be sporting a Femfresh shower gel bottle size bruise for a couple of weeks afterwards.
Oh I would too but that’s not how her or Aimless will punt it, they can’tI probably would
That sausages looks awful half cooked with burnt bits her idear of a home cooked meal is a slow cooker that sausages needed browned more. Reading her again as no pasta and an Attempt at a semi meal, wonder if her mum did her shopping since she is snowed in.
How anyone would attempt to set up her phone to record her pushing her car when all it is needed is salt and a shovel and for her mad ma to know how to move a car it’s embarrassing but entertaining too watch.Was anyone else hoping that the Vav mobil just suddenly movedfor the kids sake.... obviously
She really is fing hideousWhere's the birds Vav
The sausages looked vile didn’t they. Bet they were proper squidgy.
No her mum was the only one who wasn’t snowed in so she was able to go to and fro pip mansion
She’s a fingWas anyone else hoping that the Vav mobil just suddenly moved
