What in the 1950s advertising is this??
Ooooo be a single seductive lady this summer by wearing “sticky lips” by Mrs vavron. Mrs vavron says “all my lies taste better with this lipgloss”
What in the 1950s advertising is this??
This needs to be up there with BurnsThis is fantastic
This is absolutely BRILLIANTMy name is Vav and I was quite chubby,
My hair is matted and my nails are grubby,
They called me Beefy and I can't have that,
So I got skinny and am no longer fat.
They asked me how and I told lies,
I said nutrition and laying off the pies,
My heart sank and hit the floor,
When they all saw jags in my fridge door.
I called up my Nan, I was in a flap,
She told me to say it was a honey trap,
It didn't go well, it's all turned to s,
Now I look as false as my own left tit.
Dirty delete and try sell some se,
My loyal huns will support my plight,
I will blame the trolls as I always do,
When whatever I say is not true.
I lied on the forms, I have no ED,
But I will say I have when needs be,
I hate Comment Cafe and Tattle Life,
I cut Lil's fringe with a fork and a knife.
It's all going wrong, please make it stop,
I need damage control by Iggy Pop,
I will do a dance and make a lunch,
I have a face that you'd want to punch.
Gravestones, Mounjaro and charity cash,
Filters and lies and Tasco bought mash,
Black and white videos where I look so sad,
Advice from a narc on a white pad.
Some of my huns have joined up the dots,
I will distract them by drinking these shots,
A full face of make up in colour "s brown",
Or singing to "Messy" in my dressing gown.
Be Perfect Brendan won't like this one little bit,
Everything is turning to s,
I don't know how I can get out of this,
Time for a call to Aimee Cat piss.
Screenshots taken of this for my grand children I saw it here firstThis is fantastic
Yes I doooo haha I stalked her page earlier to try fins video of her saying she wasn't using the jabs then I found a video of her showing what was in fridge .. Well basically she says she's in a calorie deficit and coz she's done nutrition blah blah blah I will post it now lol
She should have also kept her mouth and legs closed.Yes I doooo haha I stalked her page earlier to try fins video of her saying she wasn't using the jabs then I found a video of her showing what was in fridge .. Well basically she says she's in a calorie deficit and coz she's done nutrition blah blah blah I will post it now lol
I think Nicola sturgeon is a lesbianI think she should've kept the fridge closed. She is getting the piss ripped out of her on Tiktok a lot more people waking up to.
I think Nicola sturgeon is a lesbianI think she should've kept the fridge closed. She is getting the piss ripped out of her on Tiktok a lot more people waking up to.
Imagine all that lasagna clogged up in her heart I'm off to fing bed can't deal with this se ony mareThat lasagne looked like it had already been chewed and poot back in the tray. I hope her meetings were with some sort of therapist as she is in desperate need of some help for her self obsession and massive ego
Don’t think it was her heart she was clogging up with that. It was her kids.. plus she doesn’t have a heart. She does have heatless curlers thoughI think Nicola sturgeon is a lesbian
Imagine all that lasagna clogged up in her heart I'm off to fing bed can't deal with this se ony mare
That’s the oneis that where shes posted that her kids eat the best and she doesnt feed them s hahahahah
Iggy should have tooShe should have also kept her mouth and legs closed.
Think? It’s been the worse kept secret for yearsI think Nicola sturgeon is a lesbian
Best part of staff ran down iggys legsIggy should have too
So embarrassingThat’s the one
I'm steaming and I know this is the last place I should be when I'm steaming ( or is it ? It's very funny ) I really need to start making good decisions at my age .I think Nicola sturgeon is a lesbian
Imagine all that lasagna clogged up in her heart I'm off to fing bed can't deal with this se ony mare
This is the best place to be! I’ve been on here a few times pissed and let it all outI'm steaming and I know this is the last place I should be when I'm steaming ( or is it ? It's very funny ) I really need to start making good decisions at my age .