Yessss Im happy with thatYou can have popcorntoo
will fake laugh for the occasion as well with my phone in front of me while I say how tired I am! Will even bring hammy sammys
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will fake laugh for the occasion as well with my phone in front of me while I say how tired I am! Will even bring hammy sammys
Quick hello while I eat my chippy tea brought into me by my fabulous brother & sister in law & you will never guess what, they ain’t ever been arrested & in court for robbing old people either. 
In other news today Bubby Daviddonearunner the 4th, is finally off Cpap & is now on nasal prongs, his levels are really stable & he is also putting the timber on, must be all that cucumber & gravy!!
Have a great Friday night & weekend my non puffy nipped fellow trowels.
In other news today Bubby Daviddonearunner the 4th, is finally off Cpap & is now on nasal prongs, his levels are really stable & he is also putting the timber on, must be all that cucumber & gravy!!
Have a great Friday night & weekend my non puffy nipped fellow trowels.
YayQuick hello while I eat my chippy tea brought into me by my fabulous brother & sister in law & you will never guess what, they ain’t ever been arrested & in court for robbing old people either.
In other news today Bubby Daviddonearunner the 4th, is finally off Cpap & is now on nasal prongs, his levels are really stable & he is also putting the timber on, must be all that cucumber & gravy!!
Have a great Friday night & weekend my non puffy nipped fellow trowels.
so glad the smol 🧌 baby is doing well. 
Hahaha that will do it. PmslI asked why she is always so tired when she doesn't do anything
I’m so glad our CC baby is doing well! Hope you’re ok alsoQuick hello while I eat my chippy tea brought into me by my fabulous brother & sister in law & you will never guess what, they ain’t ever been arrested & in court for robbing old people either.
In other news today Bubby Daviddonearunner the 4th, is finally off Cpap & is now on nasal prongs, his levels are really stable & he is also putting the timber on, must be all that cucumber & gravy!!
Have a great Friday night & weekend my non puffy nipped fellow trowels.
The amount of electric shock treatment she needs we’d all get a go
What a fing liar! FSOTD and a fag more like it
And...
"Puff the magic nipples lived by the sea"
Thick as
Oh I've missed u guys in my lifeShe can't even get meecro-wavay rice right!! And she doesn't like it when it "shouts at her" I mean it just beeps like everyone's I wish it did shout.. "Get a fing wash you goblin t"
That’s wonderful news! My little 28 weeker came off cpap after about 4 weeks and went to prongs!! It’s amazing what neo natal units can do!Quick hello while I eat my chippy tea brought into me by my fabulous brother & sister in law & you will never guess what, they ain’t ever been arrested & in court for robbing old people either.
In other news today Bubby Daviddonearunner the 4th, is finally off Cpap & is now on nasal prongs, his levels are really stable & he is also putting the timber on, must be all that cucumber & gravy!!
Have a great Friday night & weekend my non puffy nipped fellow trowels.
This is your final warning Birkey! I'm still on yesterday afternoon!Can't believe she's never mentioned. I can't imagine how much cheese crust is in her belly button either but at least she's got that one Witches nail
I’ve already spilt a beer and laughed way too much at the Becki jones tattle cos someone posted thisStop! I have a weak bladder...
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she makes a mockery of those that suffer from mental health problems!!
Brilliant news! The little fella will soon be a big fellaQuick hello while I eat my chippy tea brought into me by my fabulous brother & sister in law & you will never guess what, they ain’t ever been arrested & in court for robbing old people either.
In other news today Bubby Daviddonearunner the 4th, is finally off Cpap & is now on nasal prongs, his levels are really stable & he is also putting the timber on, must be all that cucumber & gravy!!
Have a great Friday night & weekend my non puffy nipped fellow trowels.
I give upLadies and gentlemen we have now reached the part of the show we call The Terrifying Era. In honour of this The Slate Lady is kindly gifting Shamey with her Anti burglary door plaque. Now join in if you know the words..loud as you can 2, 3, go...... So I leap from the gallows and I levitate down your street. Crash the party like a record scratch as I SCREAM...
Think it's the neighbourhood criminality who need to be afraid don't you! Trick or treaters will run crying dropping their sweets for fatty 
Oh god hahahahaha yes