Oh man I cannyhonestly laughing that much even the teats are streaming down my legs
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HahahaNaaaah!!! Reading your round up is like a pissing comedy sketch
“Guys… I’ve got something for you all… now you know me.. yeah you know what am I called erm oh yeah a t… this product is gawwjuusssss… I can’t wait to show you it... I have a erm Yano a thing for you all ah what’s it called a erm oh a discount code (laughing manically then stops immediately) I’ll link it below (stares at camera with upside down eyes, down turned mouth) and scene.Writing scripts
Take it the M&S Christmas food invite got lost in the post? Maybe delivered to a neighbour by mistake oops
I mean 80’s theme, she can’t do this era so god knows what she will end up looking like. Pink and blue eyeshadow right up to the brows and some god awful outfit. It’s got disaster written all over it.
Just a wee receipt incase there's a clap back saying "I never said there was a red carrrrrrpet, twisting my wurrrrrrrdzzzzz"
I like captions, saves my ears from that fake accent and voice and the manic laugh!!
Those hands
Just a wee receipt incase there's a clap back saying "I never said there was a red carrrrrrpet, twisting my wurrrrrrrdzzzzz"
I like captions, saves my ears from that fake accent and voice and the manic laugh!!
who said they look like a crocodile? They absolutely do here. Did the jewellery beg a brand deal not work for her? She’s gone from a chavvy ring on every finger and thumb to non lately 
So she did her nails and left one out cos it’s in a right state cos she kept putting acrylic on it?! No reputable salon would do your nails if ones that bad. No wonder she’s gone off to use this dipping powder stuff probably been told no won’t do them.
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Quick GavinI'd rather dry hump a cactus o some sort if I was into so called female ffs my nose is burning with the pish
hide!
Bet she’s fing seething she wasn’t invited to the M&S Christmas food do all that arse licking for nothing she will hammer Sainsbury now till she gets no where with them n then it will end up with Poundland seriously though she expects us to believe she makes no money on views so she makes enough cash to throw away like she does by doing one off sty ads for Nivea and fing Bperfect? - good job she dosnt have to pay for a roof over her head or her car ? The utility bills will be on some tax scam as will her clothing and food cos “it’s me job”
all that arse licking for nothing she will hammer Sainsbury now till she gets no where with them n then it will end up with Poundland seriously though she expects us to believe she makes no money on views so she makes enough cash to throw away like she does by doing one off sty ads for Nivea and fing Bperfect? - good job she dosnt have to pay for a roof over her head or her car ? The utility bills will be on some tax scam as will her clothing and food cos “it’s me job”
The state of it tho
She makes more of a effort with the babiessssssss than h she’s a scruff bag she will be seething over M&S but fair play to them who would want her working for them and I’m glad because I would have to stop buying the kids uniform from there
Her nail was bad from gel she got ages ago but first time she used the crap she is punting in the ghastly orange colour she did them all
Surely wouldn't have done that one then either then. Make it make sense 
I'm going to light a candle that she wears this!! I could do with cheering up!Ta daaaaaaaa
It didn’t fing fit back then, it’s meant to be loose fitting. No chance she will get the shorts past her knees and the jacket sleeve won’t get over her fat sausage fingered crocodile hands nowTa daaaaaaaa
She’s such a t. She is very like that Melissa Byrne isn’t she? Delusional and narcissistic pair of twats
God I fing hate that melissa. Reminds me of that drop dead fred movie.
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So basically she’s picked the old acrylic/gel off and it’s damaged her nail, I am a nail tech and gel wouldn’t have damaged her nail unless its been picked it off, and taken the top layer of her nail off. She obviously didn’t go and have it removed properly.Her nail was bad from gel she got ages ago but first time she used the crap she is punting in the ghastly orange colour she did them all