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Missy

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Does her hands and the way she opens things trigger anyone else ?? 😳
And I swear she was getting a new sofa because she couldn’t sit on the old one!! So she sat on floor ALL the time!! But couple videos back oh the dick forgot herself and was like oh I don’t no where were gonna sit tonight 🙄🙄🙄
On the floor like you always do
DICKHEAD!!
Yes. Everything she does enrages me because non of it is authentic. Everything she does and says is just bollox
 
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Does her hands and the way she opens things trigger anyone else ?? 😳
And I swear she was getting a new sofa because she couldn’t sit on the old one!! So she sat on floor ALL the time!! But couple videos back oh the dick forgot herself and was like oh I don’t no where were gonna sit tonight 🙄🙄🙄
On the floor like you always do
DICKHEAD!!
Just like she wasn't even looking!!! She just went into Next and bla bla fing bla.. b you made a whole video about going sofa shopping 🤭😳 don't make me find it Pinocchio!!
 
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I'm sure someone has mentioned but I cba even getting into how ridiculous that vid is 🤣 but Question... what was her advice? I genuinely didn't hear any 😵‍💫🤣
The advise was - after 6 years you still won’t have a fing clue how to parent but you will get better at not giving a do and in that time frame you will gain 6 stone and forget where the shower is - you will also have mastered the art of lying through your back teeth !
 

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The new rug looks like a giant bath mat 😱

She's about 10 years too late for the grey trend, everyone's getting rid of their grey furniture & she's just getting it, bet it was cheap &on sale as nobody wants grey anymore! 😜 Well, apart from Aimee!
Her sofa was THREE fING GRAND FROM NEXT!!

And she hasn’t just ordered it, she’s waited 10 WEEKS for it to be delivered. So she ordered it around the time she was dropping I hate my sofa comments and she was seen in next by a tattler around the time it was ordered!
 

Eitak58

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Who the do would ask her for advice on anything let alone parenting 🤣🤣🤣 I mean if she’s going to make s up she could at least make it a little convincing. She can’t even adult, let alone parent.

As for the sofa and rug .. just no. I’ve never known one person get every single thing wrong. She’s useless.
 
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Does her hands and the way she opens things trigger anyone else ?? 😳
And I swear she was getting a new sofa because she couldn’t sit on the old one!! So she sat on floor ALL the time!! But couple videos back oh the dick forgot herself and was like oh I don’t no where were gonna sit tonight 🙄🙄🙄
On the floor like you always do
DICKHEAD!!
Exactly this, but then said "I wasn't even looking for a new sofa". Make up your mind what the story is Billy bullshitter 🤦
 

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I have silk pillow cases, oil the ends and twist wrap my hair each side then put it on top of my head. Stops any frizz and then it’s lovely and wavy in the morning. Not a scruffy mess with an old dirty greasy scrunchy hanging from it 🤮
I think she back combs it and rubs it frizzy just for the camera for attention unfortunately you would think at nearly 40 she would know how to look after her hair 😂
 

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Wasnt it only last week she said she had a new sofa coming today...theres no way she only jus ordered it would of been weeks ago and 3k on a sofa with 5 cats thats goin to take some cleaning to look nice...i desperately need a new sofa i could never afford that even if i could i still wouldnt not with having a dog
 

Missy

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I think she back combs it and rubs it frizzy just for the camera for attention unfortunately you would think at nearly 40 she would know how to look after her hair 😂
She must get up, make her drink and go in the downstairs lav (that never had it’s tropical theme makeover) make it look a fing frizzy state, then chew her coffee looking into her phone pretending she’s only just seen the state of herself. She’s a disgrace and clearly has zero self respect 🤮
 

Aimee5bellies

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Wasnt it only last week she said she had a new sofa coming today...theres no way she only jus ordered it would of been weeks ago and 3k on a sofa with 5 cats thats goin to take some cleaning to look nice...i desperately need a new sofa i could never afford that even if i could i still wouldnt not with having a dog
TEN WEEKS waiting on next sofa! Ordered it SEPTEMBER not just a few days ago. She’s led up to this with the I can’t sit on my sofa bla bla. Manipulation at its finest
 

Missy

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Daddy would need to collect h as her mummy is so busy she has work to do and as beefy says no one can relate to their exhausting jobs and the pressure 😂😂😂
Lawyers, doctors, nurses, shop workers and everyone else manages, some without family on hand manage, student nurses who work as well as uni manage. Imagine if this pair of grifters ever had to do a full days hard work, would still be easier than lots of people have it because both have their families to step in and do the childcare🙄
 
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The advise was - after 6 years you still won’t have a fing clue how to parent but you will get better at not giving a do and in that time frame you will gain 6 stone and forget where the shower is - you will also have mastered the art of lying through your back teeth !
Hardly fing advice 🤣 Advice would be stuff like she plans ahead etc including meals, she shops at this place at this time as it's best time for offers, uses these vouchers and this place for uniforms, educates her on ABC.. etc etc... That's the type of advice single mum's would benefit from but she's no idea because she does none of it!! 🤭
As for winging it.. aye like you wing your crayon eyeliner so no wonder it's a train wreck to match 😳