mjbyrnex - Mel

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I see shag bandits been put to work to make some more cash for beer fund by restarting his yawn fest TikTok account. He is boring & my god he sounds so so so boring! Watch paint dry with a shag bandit🥱


OMG! What on earth has possessed him to think he's the slightest bit interesting? Are these two that desperate for money! 😳
 

CalmDownSid

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So basically he does the housework while Melvyn sits on her arse on TikTok.
You don't put on 7 stone in a short time by moving much! Mel sits on her arse for work & the rest of the time she sits on her arse looking into her phone, holding court, creating drama & delegating. No wonder shag bandits nickname for her is Queen B 🤣
 

BlowsMyMind

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You don't put on 7 stone in a short time by moving much! Mel sits on her arse for work & the rest of the time she sits on her arse looking into her phone, holding court, creating drama & delegating. No wonder shag bandits nickname for her is Queen B 🤣
Ha Ha! a Queen B in slang means a woman who dominates! Clearly that's why shag bandit calls his bossy wife a Queen B 😭