The way she worded these two sentences tells you everything you need to know about Sevda the narcissist.
Very similar to earlier "I've got Elas birfday party tonight" and "I have got her actual birfday tomorrow". No. Elas got a few friends coming over for HER birthday tonight and the family are coming over tomorrow for HER actual birthday. Because she has to let evrybuddy know how much SHE'S got to do because that's always the main point of everything isn't it. Busy tired "Mama" (please stop saying that) such a good Mummy to Ela you don't stop.
Well enough time to stop and show us the world's most boring "gift" haul from New York half full of gifted or stolen stuff. And go to her hair laser removal appointment. And to film herself in her car eating a gluten fwee saaandwij because it had a yellow sticker on. Then time to show us the world's most boring cake for her (8 year old) gewl. £60 though guyzzzz but that's ok because it's cake. But its ok guyzzzz because tonight's cupcakes are uh urr rurr r rose cupcakes. Hairy Daddy right there.
Biggest fy move though. You. Have. Just. Been. To. fing. NEW. YORK. But came back and got Ela a £25 present from WHSmiths because it was on offer?? You couldn't treat her to something from there as a special present for her birthday?? Really go all out? Of course not. A little eyeshadow was enough.
I despise this fing moron with a passion I feel for no one else.
It's been a stressful week Sev realising what the rest of us know in that you're a nobody in the big wide world. Only in your own head and that of your ficko family and fwends. Have a few drinks tonight to drown your sorrows you deserve them. Just press Live while you're at it would you
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