I thought that too.
Sevda.Ela @sevda.ela
Tow Mater pics = Ela
Fatalicious = Teresa
I also love the recent comparison of Mine to a whale. That made me snicker
Oh and labia/fanny eyesA new recent one is Mouldy Fanny flaps but I didn’t make it up someone on here did
So the script is; Ela says first how gooood the food is, that’s sedats cue to say yeh good yeh good sev. Come on, you can even tell by begs face that’s he’s overdoing his lines. She’ll tell him off camera that he needs to tone it down, poor bloke can’t win.
Imagine the laughs we'd have meeting up discussing this revolting clan
She has fed me right off this morning (Oz)..
1. That kid was not sick - not with the mountain of spaghetti she served up
2. How many times did she have to say it’s spaghetti - we can see that you absolute fick b
3. Tooting her own fing big horn “fantastic” “best spaghetti I’ve ever had”.. do me - no confidence hey.. get the do over yourself.
4. The copying of Ammies personality of late because she hasn’t got her own.. starting with the omelet, then the first sip of the day and now they are having the same but different.. they are both actual fwits
5. The mattress - it doesn’t even look like the right size for the bed.. did she buy the size down because it’s cheaper? You can see the slats between the frame and the mattress
6. Why have the quilt (think other countries call them doonas maybe) up so high.. completely covered the pillows but not the end of the bed! On reflection it’s probably because she couldn’t be assed making the bed so covered it like that
7. She is not fing busy… I am busy.. most of us are busy.. do OFF saying you are busy!!
1. That kid was not sick - not with the mountain of spaghetti she served up
2. How many times did she have to say it’s spaghetti - we can see that you absolute fick b
3. Tooting her own fing big horn “fantastic” “best spaghetti I’ve ever had”.. do me - no confidence hey.. get the do over yourself.
4. The copying of Ammies personality of late because she hasn’t got her own.. starting with the omelet, then the first sip of the day and now they are having the same but different.. they are both actual fwits
5. The mattress - it doesn’t even look like the right size for the bed.. did she buy the size down because it’s cheaper? You can see the slats between the frame and the mattress
6. Why have the quilt (think other countries call them doonas maybe) up so high.. completely covered the pillows but not the end of the bed! On reflection it’s probably because she couldn’t be assed making the bed so covered it like that
7. She is not fing busy… I am busy.. most of us are busy.. do OFF saying you are busy!!
Never have I ever added butter to spagbol? Who is she so obsessed?
Reported her mattress ad to ASA 
Nothing pisses me off more than the cheese on the bottom of the plate bullshit. There is no need whatsoever.
She dished up an ungodly amount of pasta for herself.
So it was parent teacher evening tonight. I wonder if she bothered going.
Knew she would do this… Classic se mother Sevda