Sevda.Ela @sevda.ela
Calling it now —> E.Coli grill tomorrow (Sunday) for the late lunch/early dinner. Will order 12 lahmacuns so they all can eat and then Kuki can take a couple home with her. The rest will be thrown in the living room freezer. Sasha & Ela will get chicken nuggets & chips with their name written on the top with a smiley face. They will get free kinder chocolates thrown in as well. Of course a tray full of lemons for Sedat along with the individual salads in those wasteful little containers. Why E.Coli can’t just send one big tray of salad to this family, I’ll never know. And we cannot forget the massive (two) trays of mixed grill that nobody else gets except her, that will undoubtedly come with a double order of bulgar since Sevda loves it more than white rice. Oh and also, 20 pots of the white mayo garlic sauce and chili sauce to drown everything in. Did I forget anything?
Where is Lara this weekend? Probably off having loads of unprotected sex with her boyfriend Wilmer.
What does that mean I love your popularity. I think she needs to give hairy daddy a break he doesn't look well to me.That fing thing bed does with her granny lips. How does one person have so many annoying mannerisms?!
I have and it’s not up to scratchHaven’t you had E. coli grill
it’s not too far from me so I thought I’d try it to see what the fuss was about and it’s bog standard at best. At least I didn’t get ill.As someone who is not Turkish and has never been to Turkey, I can confirm that Turkish people definitely do NOT eat like that
Bat s bonkers Kuki has always been like it with food, like she is beating s out of it and very aggressive, and the size of her big fat gob when she eats as well
She needs locking up and the key throwing away
Definitely a few slices short of a picnic
do me how did you know what I was thinking?
Tom Tom is out with the mistress so she has the house to herself!It made me laugh when kuki explained his name is Vilmer but she calls him Wilmer cos she can’t pronounce her V’s, she goes it’s a Turkish thing lol, which I get as Kukis first language isn’t English so I understand she may find some words difficult to say but even the beg can’t pronounce a lot of simple words and she’s got no excuse
I have and it’s not up to scratch
Out of curiosity, what have you had from there? Did you get the same portions as they do?
I hate the way she says it
I got chicken shish meal. I asked if I could have half rice and half bulgar, they said no I’d have to buy them separate so I did. I also asked if I could have an extra chilli and garlic dip and they said they’d have to charge me. The salad was TINY. The sauce pots were TINY. (Local kebab shops offer way nicer looking salads and a healthier portions of sauce). I didn’t get any free lemons of kinder or pots of humous and whatever else Sevda gets and mine also didn’t come in a massive tray like hers. Mine was a bog standard takeaway container.
It’s also not the ‘best’ Turkish in the area. I’ve been to Stevenage before (unfortunately) and there are at least 2 Turkish restaurants there that offer better food than that miserable place.
You can’t be on the I love you list like Begda and co and Maria thenI have and it’s not up to scratch
Must be listening to a different fruit loop as that Ken Dodd is always moaning about something
The Turkish I know definitely do not eat like that and I have been to some very rural Turkish villages and they are always polite etc and very protective to children don’t get me wrong like in any country etc you get the knob heads as wellAs someone who is not Turkish and has never been to Turkey, I can confirm that Turkish people definitely do NOT eat like that